Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Year-End 2018-19 Trip: Day 4 - Jerusalem & Bethlehem


Day 4: O Little Town of Bethlehem

This is not the first time I’ve spent Christmas Eve & Christmas Day away from home, in a tropical, temperate climate instead of pillows of white clouds. There’s been India multiple times, Buenos Aires, Rome (actually quite cold) and Mexico. Still, though, it always never hits me that it is Christmas when I’m away from home. It feels different, even if the celebration is very much in the air. Maybe not in Jerusalem – though to credit them, they aren’t above putting up lights and stuff – but definitely in Bethlehem, where my parents and I would be spending the hours that turn Eve into Day, at Midnight Mass at the Church of the Nativity.

There would be a lot leading up to that moment, of course; various elements that went from 
ridiculous to amazing to all in between. The day started late, half because yesterday started early, the other half because today will end late into tomorrow. I even slept in an extra hour further than my parents, awaking around 10:30, making it to the Old City Jaffa Gate entrance around 11:05, right in time to meet my parents and a group of 30 or so others on a walking tour of the Old City, or “The City” in our tour guides parlance.

The walking tour wouldn’t include the Temple Mount, but did include many great views of it including a PhD level history lesson – or at least the SparkNotes of a PhD level history lesson – of Jeruselam, if not this whole part of the world.

Our tour guide was a young 40 years old local named Josh, who regaled us with tale after tale, history point after history point, and many jokes and quick turns of phrase that flew over most of our group. This is not an offense to him, given that most of the group probably did not have English as their first language.

The guide was great, the tour itself was nearly as good, a true walking tour across all four quarters of the Old City – the Armenien Quarter (which included a story on how the Armeniens landed in Jerusalem before nearly anyone else – Jews excepted), the Jewish Quarter, the Christian Quarter and the Muslim Quarter. The views were spectacular, especially a few spots that went onto rooftops with beautiful sightlines of the Temple Mount and Mt. Olive’s in the background.

The tour is advertised as two hours, with our guide telling us in advance that he will go over, which he did. He kept saying during the tour how far behind schedule we were, but you could see he enjoyed dishing out history of the area he has such a strong connection to that he couldn’t care less

Given we didn’t have a hard deadline, the extended history lesson was nice anyway. What I learned was basically this area changed hands more than any ever, from Assyrian to Jewish to Roman to Turkish to Jewish, to the same trio a few times, finally resting with the Ottomans until the 20th Century and then all the recent moves.

After the tour, which ended outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, we wandered back into the Muslim Quarter, to have a late lunch (the two-hour tour took 2:45 in the end), to the Family Restaurant (actually called that). It is probably the most well known restaurant inside the old city, and lived up to its good reputation. They had large quantities, well made simple dishes (grilled fishs, chicken liver, lamb chops) seasoned well, served well. They also had a nice roti-like bread to go along with the standard pita, that was, for us, more effective and tasty.

After lunch, we headed back to the Holy Sepulchre for a bit, before heading back to home for a quick rest before the trip for midnight mass, which is where the days adventure truly began.

We knew a few things heading in. The doors to the church would open at 9pm. There is a free shuttle from Jerusalem to Bethlehem (and the reverse) run by the city. We went to place where the shuttle comes at 7:30pm. And then the madness started. First, the shuttle never showed up for the 45 minutes we stayed there. We arrived to a crowd of 10; it grew to probably around 80 by the end. There were a lot of restless souls, all wanting to experience Christmas in Bethlehem, but much like Mary and Joseph, there was no room at the inn.

In the end, we and a british couple and their daughter decided to give up and take taxis – which cost us a pretty penny, but the driver confirmed he would pick us up as well. It got us there at least. The road to Bethlehem would take us to the first time into Palestine, which was 30% exciting, 30% nerve-wracking, and 40% underwhelming when we weren’t so much as asked to show a passport when we crossed over.

From the cab it begat another line, this time one outside the Cathedral of St. Catherine, the Catholic church that connects to the Church of the Nativity (where it is thought Jesus was born), where we lined up with probably about 200 eagerly awaiting ticket holders. The wait was made a bit better by a resplendent Manger Square, befitted with a nicely lit Christmas Tree, and carolers seemingly brought in from the US or some other native English speaking land, singing a nice mix of both religious and secular carols. Sure, hearing ‘Walking in a Winter Wonderland’ was a bit odd in 50 degree weather, bit then again that was cold for this part of the world.

The line became more annoying when we were stopped from entering the other line up ahead, and saw various random people (probably dignitaries or diplomats, or just really rich people) stroll by right into the church. Our tickets said doors open at 9pm, but at 9:45, we were finally making our way into the church. Then the crowds just got worse.

The church is small, probably seats no more than 500 in pews. There were a good 3,000 people. We were standing neck to neck in the aisles. A group of us just got restless after a while (remember, mass seemingly started at midnight), and sat down. This was all good, until the ushers opened up one additional row of pews, which created a rush, which made us have to get up, and somehow end up more tightly packed.

In the end, I spent a good five hours on my feet, with maybe 20 minutes seated. But it was worth it. Not for the mass itself, which was said mostly in Latin, and included a strange 11th (or more accurately 11:59th) hour appearance by Palestinean President Mahmoud Abbas, who then left right in the middle of the homily (in English), where he stayed for the part where the Cardinal thanked him for his appearance and support of Catholics.

Outside of the mass though, the energy, the feeling of being there, was great. I’ve been lucky enough to hear Midnight Christmas Mass at St. Peter’s in the Vatican – a bit too young to remember it, and it was with a Pope who would die less than a year later. This was more fly-by-night in its set-up and structure, but still amazing. I’m not the most ardent Catholic. I go to church, but was probably in the bottom quartile of religiousosity of the people there that day, but damn if I didn’t feel something awesome.

After mass ended around 1:15 – kudos for them actually keeping pretty close to time – we found our driver who promised to be there, but then the last bit of madness started. The main path out of Bethelehem back to Jerusalem was closed, and our driver was at a total loss for the alternate way out.

He went down random roads up and down random mini-hills that lead off of Bethlehem’s main big hill. Many times he assured us that he had to just find one particular road, a road that continually escaped him, leading to him driving down and then reversing back up roads multiple times. He finally found the right way, and due to the closures, forced us to take the two legs of the triangle rather than the direct hypotenuse, just adding to the time. Again, no real security check, all we did was confirm the driver’s statement that we were American, and we were finally back in Jerusalem, after a long day of tourism, religion and many, many lines, ready to hit the hay, much like Jesus did that night in the stable.

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