Thursday, October 26, 2017

I Have No Words

When it ended, the one thought I had was that I had no thoughts. In my life as a sports fan, I've realized every dream. There are so few firsts, but this was one. The first time I could enjoy a World Series win. More than anything, that is what I wanted from this series. A win. Not a series win. A game win. The Dodgers are a great team. I have no animus towards them. I just wanted a win. I got one, and it was worth the wait.

That was, almost unquestionably, the greatest non-elimination game in World Series history. It felt too good for just a Game #2. But for someone who just wanted a solitary win, it was everything. At so many points, I felt myself think that I have seen this all before. When it was 3-1 through 7 innings, after a beautiful home run by Corey Seager, I felt I had seen the same script the day before, a late 2-run home run by a Dodgers superstar to put the game out of reach.

When I saw the Astros draw level in the 9th off of a home run by a utility player (though a damn good one in Marwin Gonzalez), I remembered Game 2 of the 2005 World Series, when the Astros tied the game at 6 late off of a two-run double by utility man Jose Vizciano.

When I saw Ken Giles blow it in the 9th, even after a 'rally killing' home run by Yasiel Puig, I remebered all the times in 2005 that Brad Lidge, an unhittable closer with a dynamic fastball and audacious slider, blew it - including that same Game 2, when Lidge blew it giving up a walk-off home run to Scott Podsednik.

But when Springer gave the lead back to Houston, I felt a new feeling. One I hadn't experienced before. Not one of elation, but one of resilience. My team came back against the best bullpen in baseball, against the best closer in baseball, then took the lead. Then blew it, in front of a raucous LA crowd, and fought back again. And almost blew it again. The game was that good. That series has been and should be that good.

I don't know where to start, but the best moments were the back-to-back home runs by Altuve and Correa, the lifeblood of that team all year long. The MVP, and the MVP-to-be. They flexed their muscles. But the Dogers are too good. Just too good. There is some Yankees-like mystique there. The Puig home run - his resurrection this year being like the 10th best part of the game. The perfect throw and the perfect tag nearly catching the perfect slide, but Logan Forsythe got in there and swiped home plate to send it back.

It makes sense, in a way, that it is George Springer with the game winning hit. He was the guy on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 2014, when they had a cover saying the Astros will win the 2017 World Series. He was the first Top-10 pick, the guy drafted in 2011, by the previous GM, the last gift Ed Wade gave the Astros, potentially the only gift he gave them.

Baseball is a special game, becomes the moments are so sudden, but so memorable. They break the at times monotonous flow of the game. But the time that those monotonous moments covers build up energy, build up anticipation, build up emotion. And then they explode in these moments, like Marwin Gonzalez's game tying home run. Or Altuve and Correa, who had a bat-flip for the ages. Or Puig, continuing to build an indelible legacy. Or Kike Hernandez, doing the same. This was incredible.

To be honest, I have no idea what to say. My team never wins games like that. My team won a game like that. They become the first team to hit 3 HRs in a playoff game in extra innings. The Dodgers became the first team to lose a playoff game hitting 2 HRs in extra innings. Before tonight, there have been 17 HRs in extra innings ever in the World Series. Tonight, that number went up by 5. Baseball, just baseball.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

NFL 2017: Week 8 Power Rankings & The Rest

Tier I - The Absolute Worst of the Worst

32.) Cleveland Browns  (0-7  =  103-169)
31.) Indianapolis Colts  (2-5  =  119-222)
30.) San Francisco 49ers  (0-7  =  123-186)
29.) New York Giants  (1-6  =  112-156)


Tier II - The Bad teams that are somehow still 3-4

28.) Chicago Bears  (3-4  =  122-151)
27.) New York Jets  (3-4  =  137-161)


Tier III - The Bad teams that are too close to .500 still

26.) Arizona Cardinals  (3-4  =  119-191)
25.) Miami Dolphins  (4-2  =  92-112)
24.) Baltimore Ravens  (3-4  =  130-148)


Tier IV - The Good teams that are too close to .500

23.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers  (2-4  =  145-151)
22.) Tennessee Titans  (4-3  =  158-173)
21.) Green Bay Packers  (4-3  =  164-161)
20.) Cincinnati Bengals  (2-4  =  98-112)
19.) Los Angeles Chargers  (3-4  =  137-131)


Tier V - The Soft Middle of the NFC

18.) Detroit Lions  (3-3  =  161-149)
17.) Washington Redskins  (3-3  =  141-147)
16.) Atlanta Falcons  (3-3  =  128-132)


Tier VI - The Unknowns

15.) Houston Texans  (3-3  =  177-147)
14.) Denver Broncos  (3-3  =  108-118)
13.) Dallas Cowboys  (3-3  =  165-142)
12.) Carolina Panthers  (4-3  =  131-139)


Tier V - The Slightly More Knowns

11.) New Orleans Saints  (4-2  =  171-133)
10.) Oakland Raiders  (3-4  =  155-156)
9.) Buffalo Bills  (4-2  =  119-101)


Tier VI - The Is It Time to Believe?

8.) Jacksonville Jaguars  (4-3  =  183-110)
7.) Los Angeles Rams  (5-2  =  212-138)


Tier VII - They're Going to end up in the Super Bowl, Aren't They?

6.) Seattle Seahawks  (4-2  =  134-94)
5.) New England Patriots  (5-2  =  195-166)


Tier VIII - It would be nice if one of these ended up in the Super Bowl, won't it?

4.) Kansas City Chiefs  (5-2  =  207-161)
3.) Minnesota Vikings  (5-2  =  146-119)
2.) Pittsburgh Steelers  (5-2  =  147-116)


Tier IX - The new best team in the NFL

1.) Philadelphia Eagles  (6-1  =  199-146)




Projecting the Playoff Field

AFC

1.) Pittsburgh Steelers  =  12-4
2.) New England Patriots  =  12-4
3.) Kansas City Chiefs  =  12-4
4.) Jacksonville Jaguars  =  10-6

5.) Oakland Raiders  =  10-6
6.) Buffalo Bills  =  10-6


NFC

1.) Philadelphia Eagles  =  13-3
2.) Minnesota Vikings  =  12-4
3.) Seattle Seahawks  =  11-5
4.) New Orleans Saints  =  11-5
5.) Los Angeles Rams  =  10-6
6.) Carolina Panthers  =  10-6


Looking Ahead to Next Week's Games

Byes: Arizona Cardinals (3-4); Green Bay Packers (4-3); Jacksonville Jaguars (4-3); Los Angeles Rams (5-2); New York Giants (1-6); Tennessee Titans (4-3)

13.) Minnesota Vikings (5-2)  @  Cleveland Browns (0-7)  (9:30AM - NFLN)
12.) Indianapolis Colts (2-5)  @  Cincinnati Bengals (2-4)  (1:00 - CBS)
11.) San Francisco 49ers (0-7)  @  Philadelphia Eagles (6-1)  (1:00 - FOX)
10.) Miami Dolphins (4-2)  @  Baltimore Ravens (3-4)  (TNF - CBS)
9.) Chicago Bears (3-4)  @  New Orleans Saints (4-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
8.) Atlanta Falcons (3-3)  @  New York Jets (3-4)  (1:00 - FOX)
7.) Carolina Panthers (3-3)  @  Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-4)  (1:00 - FOX)
6.) Los Angeles Chargers (3-4)  @  New England Patriots (5-2)  (1:00 - CBS)
5.) Denver Broncos (3-3)  @  Kansas City Chiefs (5-2)  (MNF - ESPN)
5.) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2)  @  Detroit Lions (3-3)  (SNF - NBC)
3.) Dallas Cowboys (3-3)  @  Washington Redskins (3-3)  (4:25 - FOX)
2.) Houston Texans (3-3)  @  Seattle Seahawks (4-2)  (4:05 - CBS)
1.) Oakland Raiders (3-4)  @  Buffalo Bills (4-2)  (1:00 - CBS)

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Nostalgia Diaries, Pt. 9 - The 2008 March Madness Title Game - Kansas vs. Memphis



There are three lasting memories for me of the 2008 National Championship Game. The first is Memphis's poor free throw shooting crippling them at the worst moment, the ultimate Achilles Heel showing up like never before. The second is the feeling throughout that we were seeing an NBA-level game being played in college. And the third, and most important, was that it was my 17th Birthday and the day I got my license. That is the way most important.

Driving is my life. Actually, that is a little too simplistic and haughty a statement to make. Driving is a large part of my life. From the day I got behind the wheel, and realized steering is a lot easier in real life than on Mario Kart. I got my license in 2008, during an oil shortage, where the price of a gallon of gas shot up to around $3.50 - $3.75 a gallon in New Jersey (NJ, for those who may not know, generally has rather cheap gas). Despite this, and despite my parents at the time paying for my gas bills, I drove a lot. I drove for no reason. Around the block, down to Philadelphia, cutting school for no reason (I had a system that there was no blowback). I drove and drove and drove.

Overtime, I became the defacto driver for our group, taking advantage of my parent's van which I started driving more or less full-time. I drove us everywhere, never honestly wanting anyone else. Not that I considered myself a better driver - to be sure, I didn't drive the fastest or craziest, but it felt peaceful. The first day I drove around the block to my heart's content, for no real reason other than enjoyment, was that day, April 7th, 2008, when Kansas beat Memphis in a game for the ages.

Like a few previous installments in this series, particularly the ones about the Villanova v. Duke game in 2009, and Super Bowl XLVII, this isn't as much about the game in mind, as the surrounding elements, but the game itself was fantastic. Kansas was my adopted team, mainly because I had picked them to win it all in 2007, and they did not, but I felt the criticisms of them were unfair - I had a soft spot for any team/coach/player that gets unfairly pinged for 'not winning the big one.'

Kansas in 2008 won the big one, for the only time up through today. It was probably their best team, they did go 30-3 heading into the tournament, but it was a loaded year where the Final 4 consisted of all four #1 seeds, including a 2-loss UNC team that was essentially the same group that would romp to the title the next year, a 1-loss Memphis team with Derek Rose, and a 3-loss UCLA team with Russell Westbrook and Kevin Love. Kansas ended up on top - and their best pro player ended up being Mario Chalmers.

What stuck out most about the game was how different it seemed from a normal college game. Both offenses seem, well, professional. The Jayhawks ran good plays that ended up with skilled front-court players getting low-post buckets. Memphis was the same, with Derrick Rose penetration feeding the rest of the team. The game slowed down in the 2nd half due to the defensive pressure being ratcheted up, but the game was the same - a more professional version of the normally spotty college game.

The Game ended because Memphis missed free throws - their big achilles heel all year, and Kansas hit the three pointer that will be christened in the college hall of fame. But this isn't about the game, it is about my best birthday because I got to watch this brilliance after I got the ability to drive freely.

Overtime, driving turned into a way of listening to podcasts, keeping up with the news, and more than anything, unwinding. Overtime, my favorite driving experience has been late night in New York, the closest thing to Mario Kart as possible. You can make aggressive moves because everyone else makes aggressive moves, and if you have to join the flow. It is a dog-eat-dog world of a little bit machismo, a little bit crazy, and where you need to keep your head on a swivel at all times.

Driving is my bloodline, my favorite pastime, and it was born on the day Mario Chalmers hit his shot, and Bill Self got his title. My love to drive was fostered in an environment of high gas prices, of needless long drives up, around, and through every part of Central New Jersey, all the while gas stayed at its highest rate in my sentient lifetime. It was not smart, but it was fun, it was memorable, and it has lasted a good 10 years; still on the road, still travelling, still driving.


Sunday, October 22, 2017

AL, Conquered



I took a novel approach to watching Game 7 of the ALCS. Instead of burrowing into a hole and watching some movie too nervous or afraid to watch (you know, standard operating procedure for the last few Manning/Brady contests), I watched it. All of it. I watched it in a sports bar in Nashville, where I was with my cousin from Houston, the one who more or less made me an Astros fan about 20 years ago. We were there, in a large sports bar on the border of Vanderbilt University's campus. We were one out of five or so tables watching baseball, while the other 45 were loudly watching college football. Maybe not the ideal setting. My cousin and two other guys we met from Houston all longingly said how much they wished they were there. But the setting worked. I couldn't escape, and instead got to enjoy a clincher in all its glory.

I don't know when I felt truly comfortable. Definitely not when the game started and the Astros stranded runners against Sabathia early. Definitely not when Gattis hit a home run to take the 1-0 lead. It probably wasn't until McCann's two-run double to make it 4-0. Of course, then I remembered just four days ago the Astros led 4-0 in a game with the same pitcher, Lance McCullers, on the mound, and it didn't work that time. But that time was in New York. This time was in Houston.

This game, this win, was more about Houston the city than the team. Even if we can lay plaudits on Altuve, and Morton and McCullers, and Alex Bregman's ridiculous play to gun Greg Bird down at home. Behind all that action was a crowd that never sat down. A bandbox that dusted off 12 years of nothing to become the riotous banjo-party that it was back in 2004 and 2005. More than anything, that will stay with me. Since 2005, I've grown 12 years. The best players on the team are younger than me now. They changed their uniforms, and their 'old clubhouse leader' is a man who spurned that 2005 team and who back then most of Houston hated. But that noise, that sound, that pulsating energy that imbibes that band-box of a stadium? That was the same, and it took me back.

I've never been as nervous watching a sporting event in my life as I was during that 2005 NLCS. Holed up in the basement of my parent's house, watching in a small color TV, without the luxury of DVR to fast-forward through ads, and HD to actually see where the ball was going. It was a dark time, but a tremendous one. That Astros team was all pitching and defense. My favorite pitcher took the mound in Game 6 to clinch it. However, what I didn't get was to see them win in Houston. Albert Pujols stole that from me. 12 years later, I finally got it - just in a different league.

The biggest difference between 2005 and 2017 probably is the fact that the Astros won the NLCS that time, and the ALCS this time. The Astros were the red-headed step-child of baseball when Jim Crane bought the team in 2011 - one of his conditions in the sale was that the Astros would move to the AL West. It would even the league's with 15 teams each. It would even the divisions, moving the Astros from the 6-team NL Central to 4-team AL West. Of course, it ended two nice rivalries, Astros-Cubs and Astros-Cardinals, and they passed over moving the Brewers, who literally used to be in the AL.

Anyway, I'm still an NL Purist at heart. My biggest rivals remain the Cubs and Cardinals - no matter how much MLB tries to sell this battle of Texas. I was heavily rooting against the Cubs all of last postseason. I will always do so. But I've started now to appreciate life in the Junior Circuit. There was no better way to indoctrinate Astros fans to that than having their first pennant winning playoff journey go through Boston and New York.

With the Yankees. I don't hate them. Actually, I like them. I like their old dominance. I like them in an 'enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend' kind of way as I'll always go for teams that do well against Boston sports teams. I have many friends that are Yankees fans. But through six games, I started to get it all. Not hate the Yankees, but respect them out of fear. Out of fear of that stadium, the mystique and aura they represent. How else to explain the Astros hitting for a .480 OPS through five games, and looking like their 2011-2013 tank-a-riffic versions in the Bronx. There is something special about the Bronx, to be sure. Luckily, the Astros had two more games in Houston, and there's starting to be something special about that place too.

Game 7 was a celebration for Houston baseball, for a fanbase that had to live through one of the most tiring decades in MLB history. First, was the 5-year stretch from 2006-2010 that the management couldn't see the writing on the wall and decided to 'compete' with aging rosters by gutting the farm-system even further. Then came the three year stretch where they openly tanked. They weren't alone. The Cubs did as well - but people felt bad for the Cubs, people got angry at the Astros. Finally came 2014, where 'progress' meant a 70-92 record and people actually watching on TV.

They escaped from the Wilderness in 2015, a year that should be cemented in Astros history with the call-up of Carlos Correa and the Cy Young season of Dallas Keuchel, one of the great Astros re-births that have helped a team that didn't always make the most out of the draft picks they were given in their tanking days (remember, they picked Mark Appel - who? - #1 in 2013, right before the Cubs picked Kris Bryant). That season ended with them blowing a 4-1 lead in the 8th inning of Game 4 against the Royals. It was a learning experience. Things wouldn't be that easy.

It still may not be. The Astros went up against a juggernaut the last time they went to the World Series, and get summarily swept away in the closest sweep of all time (The Astros had legitimate chances to win Games 2-4). This time, it could happen again. The Dodgers are incredible. They whipped the Cubs without their best position player who should be back for the World Series. The Dodgers may well win it this time, but the Astros had their moment, in their ballpark, and brought baseball full circle back to Houston in the process.

Tip of the hat to Brian McCann and Evan Gattis, the two similar-looking catcher/DHs the Astros employ for coming up big. Tip of the hat to Yuli Gurriel, who's swing at everything approach worked way better than expected all year. To Alex Bregman for becoming a defensive monster at 3B. To Marwin Gonzalez, for the throw in Game 2. To Charlie Morton, for the best outing of his life. To Lance McCullers, for redeeming a half-season of terrible play with two great performances against the Yankees. To Jose Altuve, for never losing the faith after going through the three-straight 100+ loss seasons. To each man on that team. Looking back, 2005 was the beginning of the end, with a roster with only two true in-their-prime players in Berkman and Oswalt. 2017 is different. And the first step was getting to the big show. Mission accomplished.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

32.) Cleveland Browns  (0-6  =  94-157)
31.) San Francisco 49ers  (0-6  =  113-146)
30.) Indianapolis Colts  (2-4  =  119-195)
29.) Chicago Bears  (2-4  =  105-148)
28.) New York Giants  (1-5  =  105-132)

27.) New York Jets  (3-3  =  109-130)
26.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers  (2-3  =  118-121)
25.) Tennessee Titans  (3-3  =  146-164)
24.) Baltimore Ravens  (3-3  =  114-124)
23.) Los Angeles Chargers  (2-4  =  116-131)
22.) Miami Dolphins  (3-2  =  61-84)
21.) Oakland Raiders  (2-4  =  124-126)
20.) Arizona Cardinals  (3-3  =  119-158)
19.) Green Bay Packers  (4-2  =  147-135)
18.) Detroit Lions  (3-3  =  161-149)
17.) Cincinnati Bengals  (2-3  =  84-83)

16.) Dallas Cowboys  (2-3  =  125-132)
15.) Jacksonville Jaguars  (3-3  =  156-110)
14.) Houston Texans  (3-3  =  177-147)
13.) New Orleans Saints  (3-2  =  145-116)

12.) Atlanta Falcons  (3-2  =  121-109)
11.) Buffalo Bills  (3-2  =  89-74)

10.) Denver Broncos  (3-2  =  108-97)
9.) Washington Redskins  (3-2  =  117-113)
8.) Los Angeles Rams  (4-2  =  179-138)
7.) New England Patriots  (4-2  =  172-159)
6.) Minnesota Vikings  (4-2  =  122-103)
5.) Seattle Seahawks  (3-3  =  110-87)
4.) Carolina Panthers  (4-2  =  128-122)
3.) Pittsburgh Steelers  (4-2  =  118-102)
2.) Kansas City Chiefs  (5-1  =  177-130)

1.) Philadelphia Eagles  (5-1  =  165-122)


Projecting the Playoffs

AFC

1.) Kansas City Chiefs  =  13-3
2.) New England Patriots  =  12-4
3.) Pittsburgh Steelers  =  12-4
4.) Houston Texans  =  10-6
5.) Buffalo Bills  =  10-6
6.) Oakland Raiders  =  10-6


NFC

1.) Philadelphia Eagles  =  12-4
2.) Carolina Panthers  =  12-4
3.) Minnesota Vikings  =  11-5

4.) Seattle Seahawks  =  10-6
5.) Atlanta Falcons  =  10-6
6.) Los Angeles Rams  =  10-6


Looking Ahead to Next Week's Games

Byes: Detroit Lions (3-3), Houston Texans (3-3)

15.) Tennessee Titans (3-3)  @  Cleveland Browns (0-6)  (1:00 - CBS)
14.) New York Jets (3-3)  @  Miami Dolphins (3-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
13.) Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3)  @  Indianapolis Colts (2-4)  (1:00 - CBS)
12.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-3)  @  Buffalo Bills (3-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
11.) Carolina Panthers (4-2)  @  Chicago Bears (2-4)  (1:00 - FOX)

10.) Dallas Cowboys (2-3)  @  San Francisco 49ers (0-6)  (4:05 - CBS)
9.) Seattle Seahawks (3-3)  @  New York Giants (1-5)  (4:25 - CBS)

8.) Baltimore Ravens (3-3)  @  Minnesota Vikings (4-2)  (1:00 - CBS)
7.) New Orleans Saints (3-2)  @  Green Bay Packers (4-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
6.) Denver Broncos (3-2)  @  Los Angeles Chargers (2-4)  (4:25 - CBS)
5.) Arizona Cardinals (3-3)  @  Los Angeles Rams (4-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
4.) Cincinnati Bengals (2-3)  @  Pittsburgh Steelers (4-2)  (4:25 - CBS)

3.) Washington Redskins (3-2)  @  Philadelphia Eagles (5-1)  (MNF - ESPN)
2.) Kansas City Chiefs (5-1)  @  Oakland Raiders (2-4)  (TNF - CBS)

1.) Atlanta Falcons (3-2)  @  New England Patriots (4-2)  (SNF - NBC)

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

NFL 2017: Week 6 Power Rankings & The Rest

Ranking the 32 Teams

Tier I - The Clear Worst Teams

32,) Cleveland Browns  (0-5  =  77-124)
31.) San Francisco 49ers  (0-5  =  89-120)
30.) Chicago Bears  (1-4  =  78-124)
29.) New York Giants  (0-5  =  82-122)
28.) Miami Dolphins  (2-2  =  41-67)

27.) Los Angeles Chargers  (1-4  =  99-115)

The middle tier of the NFL is so large this year that the true worst teams have easily separated themselves from the rest. Maybe one of the teams not included in this group gets a lot worse and falls back, but I can't see any of these six - including the as of now .500 Miami Dolphins - doing anything. Let's start with Miami, the worst 2-2 team of all time (if not them, then the Jets from last week). Their offense is so incredibly terrible with Cutler leading it. The other teams gives us three 0-5 teams. Only one is not a surprise, though maybe we all overrated the Browns. I sitll believe in what their model is, to gobble up as many picks as possible, but we are a year or two away from seeing if it works. The Giants are really set-up for a disaster given the injuries they just incurred. They are not far away from 3-2, but given the record and the injuries, this could get real ugly. For the Bears, I was somewhat intrigued by Mitch Trubisky as the Vikings are a tough test, but that team probably shouldn't have scored a TD. That last interception was a classic rookie mistake, assuming that the DB couldn't close off that route. Finally, the Chargers got their win, but needed a few things to go their way to beat a similarly bad 0-4 team that lost every receiver.


Tier II - The Worst 3-2 Team Of All Time

26.) New York Jets  (3-2  =  92-106)

Looking back, maybe we should have seen this coming. The Jets certainly had a schedule that made it possible for them to win three of their first five games. They got a Tannehill-less Miami team, the Jaguars and then the Browns. The schedule turns quickly, and I would not rule out a 1-10 type finish to the season, but the Jets have shown a competence I was not ready for. Josh McCown's idea to throw basically 4-5 yards each throw is not a dumb one. The defense is decent. They have some pieces. That all said, this is by far the worst team to start 3-2 I have ever seen.


Tier III - Can those QBs Get Healthy Quick

25.) Indianapolis Colts  (2-3  =  97-159)
24.) Tennessee Titans  (2-3  =  110-142)

With reports that Andrew Luck is still not ready (at this point I would be somewhat happily surprised if he plays at all this year) we get two teams that might easily win the AFC South if their QB just gets healthy, Mariota should be back this week, which in my mind makes the Titans the best team in the AFC South - but then again they lost 57-14 with mariota playing much of the game last week. The Colts are just an unknown. They have the worst point differential in the sport, yet were darn close to being 3-2 right now. If Luck were to come back next week, they can win the division. More likely, they go 4-12 or 5-11 with him missing the full year - another year of Luck's prime down the drain.


Tier IV - Teams worse than their close to .500 record but can improve

23.) Arizona Cardinals  (2-3  =  81-125)
22.) Houston Texans  (2-3  =  144-130)
21.) Baltimore Ravens  (3-2  =  90-97)


All three of these teams are around .500, but have had some really noticeable flaws and mostly looked really bad. sure, the Texans had that 57-14 beatdown, and the Cardinals played the Cowboys really tough, and the Ravens had defensive dominance in the first two games, but on the whole, they are close to .500 and have looked worse. The Cardinals are already well behind the rest of the pack in the NFC, but Houston is just one game behind Jacksonville and the Ravens are tied for first place. Both have a chance here. Quick word about JJ Watt. I feel so bad for him. In my mind, if he decides to retire this offseason instead of come back, he should already be a Hall of Famer. Injuries suck man, and I hope he can come back and dominate in 2018, but by that point he would be three years removed from his last full healthy season.


Tier V - Teams better than their close to .500 record but are they real?

20.) Jacksonville Jaguars  (3-2  =  139-83)
19.) New Orleans Saints  (2-2  =  93-78)

Now we have two .500 or so teams that have actually been, on the whole, impressive. The Saints defense shut down a Carolina attack that rolled in back-to-back games, and then shutout the Dolphins. Now, shutting out 2017 Jay Cutler seems like something destined to happen multiple times this season, but still, for a defense we all joked about without relent through two games, this is serious improvement. With Jacksonville, we have evidence they still are what they thought with the loss to the Jets and Blake Bortles overall terrible play, we also have ample evidence that defense is quite good. Tennessee wore them down, but they've generated incredible pressure, morphed into a ball-hawking force, and Jalen Ramsey has been a star. Not sure if either team lasts, but both have been surprisingly competent through five games.


Tier VI - One of these may make a god run

18.) Dallas Cowboys  (2-3  =  125-132)
17.) Cincinnati Bengals  (2-3  =  84-83)

I think most in the public would think Dallas is the better team here, but are they? Dallas Week 1 win over the Giants becomes less meaningful each week, potentially the same with their closer than the score win over Arizona. The Bengals looked awful in Week 1, but probably should have won in Week 2 and almost definitely should have beaten Green Bay in Week 3. In a weird way, the outlook for the Bengals is a bit better. Dalton has started getting better protection and the defense has been solid each game this year and held opposing QBs to a 73.3 rating. That defense is for real. For Dallas, it seems like they just are a less effective version of last year's team, one that is basically the same on defense and just a bit worse on offense.


Tier VII - The Mire of the AFC

16.) Oakland Raiders  (2-3  =  108-109)
15.) Pittsburgh Steelers  (3-2  =  99-89)

For Oakland, it is simple. If Derek Carr comes back next week like Jack Del Rio expects they should be fine, and if they can beat Kansas City two Thursday's from now in Oakland they are right back in the thick of things. For the Steelers, the questions are deeper. Primary question is if Ben Roethlisberger is still a top QB. He was playing off before his 5-pick disaster, airmailing throws he used to hit easily. His accuracy and efficiency on deeper throws has plummeted this year. The rest of the offense has been fine, as has the defense, but something looks very wrong with Ben, especially since he is seemingly healthy.


Tier VIII - The Mire of the NFC (which is way better than the same in the AFC)

14.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers  (2-2  =  85-83)
13.) Washington Redskins  (2-2  =  91-89)

I'm not really sure what to think of these two teams. In a way, they are the classic 8-8 or 9-7 teams. They are good enough to beat the bad teams on their schedule, and just quite not good enough to beat the bad ones. Granted, for the Redskins their two losses are to teams that are 4-1 and 5-0, and the defense has improved a lot. And granted for the Bucs, if their kicker was actually competent they likely beat New England, but those easy reasons or scapegoats hide real problems, like Jameis's continued inaccuracy and the Redskins inability to hit big plays anymore.


Tier IX - The Wild Cards

12.) Minnesota Vikings  (3-2  =  99-93)
11.) Buffalo Bills  (3-2  =  89-74)
10.) Los Angeles Rams  (3-2  =  152-121)
9.) Detroit Lions  (3-2  =  123-97)
8.) Denver Broncos  (3-1  =  98-74)

All of these teams are above .500 deservingly, but still a lot of questions. The Vikings are scary if a healthy Bradford gets back but they've found a decent success strategy with Keenum at this point and that defense is still great. The Bills defense is still special but injuries are starting to take their toll on offense. Sean McDermott is recreating Carolina north on defense but this might be the 2012 Panthers or 2014 unit, rather than the 2013 one. The Rams, in a weird way, impressed by hanging with the Seahawks pretty well. They won't end up the top ranked offense, but even in his worst game Goff didn't look lost. The Lions could easily be 4-1, but you have to wonder about that defense. For the first time they didn't get takeaways and were quite poor for most of the game. The Broncos need to keep Siemian upright, but if they do they have a good offense especially with the growth from AJ Derby.


Tier X - Can Tom Brady just retire, please!

7.) New England Patriots  (3-2  =  148-142)

Like honestly. Just retire. Or at the very least play like a 40-year old. What I do find fascinating is the Patriots have changed their offense fairly radically. They are running way deeper routes than previously, and Brady, much belittled for his inability to throw deep, has performed excellently. However, their OL has troubles holding up for these deeper routes to develop, ending up with a lot of series where the Patriots have to convert 2nd/3rd-and-long. Not sure it holds up over 16, but definitely an interesting approach.


Tier XI - The 2nd Level NFC Teams

6.) Seattle Seahawks  (3-2  =  110-87)
5.) Atlanta Falcons  (3-1  =  104-89)

Seattle is here mostly on reputation, understanding they usually improve as the season goes on anyway. But let's not fret around, they easily could have lost the game against the Rams, and their play so far has been middling outside of 25 minutes against a Jacoby Brissett-led Colts team. Still, the defense is strong and the potential is there, the OL has played better the last two weeks. Atlanta is somewhat of reputation as well as their record could easily be 1-3, but the bye came at the right time, with hopefully Julio Jones and Muhammad Sanu getting healthy. Both teams could get a lot better as the season goes on, and those banked wins may really help in playoff positioning.


Tier XII - The 1st Level NFC Teams

4.) Carolina Panthers  (4-1  =  105-94)
3.) Philadelphia Eagles  (4-1  =  137-99)
2.) Green Bay Packers  (4-1  =  137-112)

Man, it really feels like the NFC is far better right now. The AFC may have the best team, but I feel all three of these would give KC a good run (Philly already did). The Panthers and Eagles test out which goes to 5-1, but even the loser is in great shape. The Panthers and Eagles defenses have been great, and both Cam and Wentz have looked better recently. The Eagles offseason pickup of Alshon Jeffery has paid divedends, and he's gained a good rhythm with Zach Ertz. The Packers are just the Packers, solid, winning games they have lost in the past, and running clear in that division despite injuries. The Panthers get their shot at Philly this week and Packers later (in Carolina). It should be an interesting chase going forward.


Tier XIII - The Last Survivor

1.) Kansas City Chiefs  (5-0  =  164-111)

To be honest, I slept when it was 39-20, so not sure how those last 14 points were scored by Houston, but that was another great performance. At this point, the Chiefs are offense heavy. We've never seen THIS from a good Alex Smith team, but here we have it. The defense is still good enough and have nicely compensated for Eric Berry's absence with better play from the corners, but the offense is so good right now. Those intermediate routes that have been emphasized this year are really paying off.


Projecting the Playoffs

AFC

1.) Kansas City Chiefs  =  13-3
2.) New England Patriots  =  12-4
3.) Pittsburgh Steelers  =  10-6
4.) Jacksonville Jaguars  =  10-6
5.) Buffalo Bills  =  11-5
6.) Cincinnati Bengals  =  10-6


NFC

1.) Green Bay Packers  =  13-3
2.) Carolina Panthers  =  12-4
3.) Philadelphia Eagles  =  11-5
4.) Seattle Seahawks  =  10-6
5.) Atlanta Falcons  =  11-5
6.) Los Angeles Rams  =  10-6


Looking Ahead to Next Week's Schedule

Byes: Buffalo Bills (3-2), Cincinnati Bengals (2-3), Dallas Cowboys (2-3), Seattle Seahawks (3-2)

14.) Cleveland Browns (0-5)  @  Houston Texans (2-3)  (1:00 - CBS)
13.) Chicago Bears (1-4)  @  Baltimore Ravens (3-2)  (1:00 - FOX)

I call it "Bleccccccchhhhhhh" Sunday, as we get thrash. I guess having two rookie QBs in enticing, (three if Kizer starts), but what we'll end up with is a bad Texans team going 3-3 and a maybe worse Ravens team going 4-2.


12.) New England Patriots (3-2)  @  New York Jets (3-2)  (1:00 - CBS)

I call it "I can barely type out the words 'Battle for the First Place in the AFC East'" Sunday, as yes the winner will be 4-2 and a half-game up on the Bills who are on a bye, but let's be real: this is no battle, and the winner is very obvious. I don't remember a game this late into the season with teams with the same record that are more unevenly matched than this one.


11.) Indianapolis Colts (2-3)  @  Tennessee Titans (2-3)  (MNF - ESPN)
10.) New York Giants (0-5)  @  Denver Broncos (3-1)  (SNF - NBC)
9.) San Francisco 49ers (0-5)  @  Washington Redskins (2-2)  (1:00 - FOX)

I call it "Slightly more interesting than the 'battle for 1st place in the AFC East'" Sunday and Monday, as these games are not good, but I guess slightly better than that fake 1st place battle. Colts @ Titans would be fun if Andrew Luck was healthy, but alas I'm not expecting that statement to be true until 2018. The Giants @ Broncos may be the worst SNF game of the year, especially when flex scheduling starts up soon. The Redskins game may be interesting just because the 49ers have been playing competitive games so far each week.


8.) Miami Dolphins (2-2)  @  Atlanta Falcons (3-1)  (1:00 - CBS)
7.) Los Angeles Chargers (1-4)  @  Oakland Raiders (2-3)  (4:25 - CBS)
6.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-2)  @  Arizona Cardinals (2-3)  (4:05 - FOX)

I call it "semi-interesting games on a lousy week" Sunday, as these games at least have some decent aspects. The Dolphins are a disaster, so I will watch to see whether the Falcons can beat down a bad team for once. The Raiders should be getting Derek Carr back so it will be interesting to see how their offense performs after a rough stretch and whether Amari Cooper can get untracked. Finally, the Bucs and Cards is an intriguing game of two 7-9 to 9-7 type teams. The Buccaneers to me are slightly better, but these are the type of games they have to win, against a bad opponent on the road.


5.) Los Angeles Rams (3-2)  @  Jacksonville Jaguars (3-2)  (4:05 - FOX)

I call it "Amazing this is a top-5 game in a week and kind of deserves to be" Sunday, as in fact that is a top matchup. It would've been a bit better had the Rams beat the Seahawks and Jaguars beat the Jets a week back - both easily could have happened. That would have been ridiculous, a 4-1 vs. 4-1 matchup. Anyway, two surprise 3-2 teams. The Rams offense vs. the Jags defense. Seeing if Blake Bortles can complete a pass! So much to be interested in.


4.) Detroit Lions (3-2)  @  New Orleans Saints (2-2)  (1:00 - FOX)

I call it "Amazing this is a top-4 game in a week and definitely deserves to be" Sunday, as this is actually a good game, especially with a reborn defense on the Saints side. The Lions defense has been really good this year at generating turnovers but now plays a team that hasn't thrown an interception yet. The Saints defense gets a multi-faceted offense with a live QB and a good OL, things that weren't true of Miami (QB) and Carolina (good OL).


3.) Pittsburgh Steelers (3-2)  @  Kansas City Chiefs (5-0)  (4:25 - CBS)

I call it "Game looked a lot better a week ago" Sunday, as the Steelers are officially somewhat depressing. We've seen them lose easy-on-paper road games like they did in Chicago plenty of times. We rarely see it at home, especially with them so far off. Roethlisberger, by advanced stats, is not too far off from last year but he definitely seems to be floating the ball way too much, which is an issue against this secondary. Maybe the Steelers keep in the game with their defense, but their rush defense has been an issue recently as well.


2.) Green Bay Packers (4-1)  @  Minnesota Vikings (3-2)  (1:00 - FOX)
1.) Philadelphia Eagles (4-1)  @  Carolina Panthers (4-1)  (TNF - CBS)

I call it "The NFC On Display" Thursday and Sunday, as we get two really nice NFC games. Seems like Bradford may not play, but even with Keenum that team at home is tough. The defense has played Rodgers well in the past, though I can see him torching Trae Waynes. The Eagles and Panthers is just a really nice team built in similar ways with top defenses and risk-reward offenses that aren't as consistent as you would like. The rare really great Thursday game.

Monday, October 9, 2017

12 Long Years



12 years ago, my team made the NLCS. That was the second straight year they did it. 12 years later, they finally got back. To be more accurate, this time it is the ALCS, a sign of the red-headed stepchild nature my team inhabited for much of that interim time - ultimately used as a trade-chip to get 15 teams in each league. Much of my life has changed in those interim 12 years - from 9th Grade to my fifth year of working. From watching tv live on a standard definition small-screen in my basement to following the game on Gameday and Twitter while taking work calls. But as my team heads for its first chance at a World Series in a dozen years, a lot of this feels familiar.

It felt most acute these last two games in Boston. The first two in Houston went about as good as I could've asked. The Astros were never truly threatened, taking early leads in both games. It was a celebration, if anything, of what the team had become. It was Jose Altuve hitting three home runs, Alex Bregman hitting another, and Justin Verlander having a nice start all the while massacring Chris Sale. Game 2 was more of the same, but with my boy Carlos Correa starting the game off with a monster home run, one with an exit velocity of 109.8 MPH (a statement that would have been entirely foreign to a 2005 baseball fan). The games in Boston were different

I watched Game 3. I watched my boy hit another home run, if anything this one was more amazing, with him launching a home run to dead center withoiut even making great contact. But then I watched it all go wrong. The Red Sox offense, dormant all season, wake up with hit after hit after hit. A managing fiasco where 'lefty specialist' Francisco Liriano promptly giving up a home run to left-handed Rafael Devers. I watched and watched them get hammered 10-3. And then I got afraid - the official feeling of a baseball fan in October.

It started almost as the Red Sox were making their comeback. It was all bad news. The Red Sox bats were waking up. They would get Game 4 at home with 'the momentum'. They would get their ace on the mound in Game 5 in Chris Sale (in the end, no, since he pitched in relief in Game 4). What are the chances he would have two terrible starts in a row? The Red Sox, after all, are a Boston team, and teams from that city, particularly one pigskin-related outfit, have made a habit of ruining my life.

The biggest difference in 12 years is not these feelings. I was, of course, equally scared in 2005 when my team had to play St. Louis in the NLCS, and when they blew Game 5 to the Home Run Heard Around Houston by Albert Pujols. The biggest difference is what happened next. 12 years ago, I was there sitting alone in basement running through rounds of fingernails as the Astros won Game 6. 12 years later, I was either flying to San Francisco, in a car, or on a call, when my team battled Boston and took Game 4. The game, from all accounts, was a wild one. The Astros led early, the Red Sox tied, the Astros took a 2-1 lead, the Red Sox took it back against Justin Verlander, with Andrew Benintendi hitting a home run. The Astros then took the lead back with Alex Bregman hitting a home run off of Craig Kimbrel, a usually unhittable closer. The Red Sox nearly came back in the 9th with Rafael Devers hitting an inside-the-park home run. All this happened. I didn't see it.

In a way, not sure if I would have wanted to watch it. Over the years, my patience for these 'thrill of the game' moments has been battered out of me - mostly in games relating to Peyton Manning and/or the Patriots. Not in baseball as much mainly because my team hasn't been close (for reasons I can't remember - probably work again - I didn't watch the Astros collapse in Game 4 of the 2015 ALDS), but I get too nervous, too invested, too down, too agitated. This ended up working much better.

Now that they are there, I can begin to dream. I can imagine Game 1 on Friday, either in Cleveland setting up a matchup between historically good starting pitching (Cleveland) vs, historically good offense (Houston), or one in Houston against the Yankees. I can begin to remember what being part of an NLCS is like. The Conference/League finals just feel different, like a Semifinals in tennis or a World Cup. I feel there is a huge difference between being one of the last 8 vs. last 4. And this time the last 4 is a great opportunity.

It's been an incredibly taxing 12 years as an Astros fan. First came true disappointment, with a team from 2006-2010 that wouldn't accept its fate as a franchise in disarray, clinging to hope way longer than needed. Then came embarassment, as the Astros did in the MLB what the 76ers would do in the NBA, having the worst three year stretch maybe ever. But I was there in 2014, when the team 'surprised' in going 70-92, and Sports Illustrated ran a cover saying 'The Astros: the 2017 World Series Champions.' And I was there in 2015, when the team started hot, called up a future superstar in Carlos Correa, and then struggled late but held onto a Wild Card. I was there for that, for the relative disappointment of 2016, and for their success this year.

It's been a tiring 12 years at times. but the next 12 feels so much brighter. The core of the team is still young. Carlos Correa just turned 23, and if he didn't get hurt he might have stolen the MVP from Jose Altuve, who himself is just 27. George Springer is 26. Alex Bregman is 23 and had a great second year. The pitching staff needs help, but they have money to spend and seemingly a future ace in Forrest Whitley in AA. The teams future is bright as anything, but forget the future, there is still life in 2017.

To turn to a weird comparison for a minute, this series win, against a Boston team (for good measure), reminds me of what Tyrion Lannister told Daenarys Targaryen late in Season 6, 'You're in the Great Game now.' This is real, the trip to the ALCS, the matchup against either the best team in the AL (Cleveland) or the best franchise (Yankees). The bright lights, primetime games (something, hilariously, they did not have in the entirety of the ALDS). The real season starts now. I want to tell myself that this season doesn't matter. They have many great years left, but its right here for the taking, just as it was 12 years ago.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

MLB 2017 Playoffs: Previewing the DSes

(A1) Cleveland Indians  vs.  (A4) New York Yankees

This could be an interesting series, even though the Indians have gone 33-4 in their last 47 games. By the way, that breaks out to 11-3 even after their 22-0 streak ended. The Indians run has been just incredible. The Yankees though? They might be one of the best Wild Card teams in recent memory. They showed exactly what makes them so good in the Wild Card Game. Their dominant bullpen (which didn't even use Dellin Betances), and their offense power. The series will likely come down to which weakness is hidden the best - the Yankees starting pitching, or the Indians offense. Of course, the Indians offense is not really a 'weakness' especially in the second half of the season. Their offense is more or less as deep as the Yankees in better than league average players (100+ OPS+), though the Yankees have the two superstar bats in Judge and Sanchez.

The Yankees can hide their starting pitching by going to the bullpen more, but if Girardi overuses this tactic it could backfire - see what happened to the Indians late in the World Series after many of their relievers had been overused. I imagine Girardi's hook won't be nearly as quick in a 5-game series vs. the Wild Card Game. I think the Yankees have a good shot at this series, but the Indians are just not a good matchup. They can, more or less, match the Yankees bullpen depth with one of the best, by WAR, starting rotations in history (seriously), and an offense more or less as deep. The Indians hitters also strikeout very infrequently (only Houston was lower) which should work well against a strikeout heavy Yankees pitching staff. In the end, the Indians are just slightly too good, but I'm sure they aren't happy having to play this good of a team in the ALDS.

Indians in 4


(A2) Houston Astros  vs.  (A3) Boston Red Sox

Look, obviously I'll be somewhat biased. Despite my hatred of most things Boston sports, that doesn't really extend to the Red Sox given the Astros are new to the AL. But there's always a nice time to start. Despite the Astros seemingly being disappointing the last few months, they end up just a game behind Cleveland and three behind the Dodgers, and after they got Carlos Correa back healthy more or less returned to being the best offense in many, many years. The Astros offense is incredible. Alex Bregman was the 6th best Astros hitter, and he finished the year with a slash line of .284/.352//475 (129 OPS+). The top four have OPS+'s of 165 (Altuve), 160 (Correa), 150 (Marwin Gonzalez) and 145 (George Springer). They had incredible power and low strikeouts. The Indians pitching staff could easily control them - the Red Sox is probably less likely. It doesn't help the Red Sox two best pitchers are left-handed (Sale, Pomeranz), and the Astros best hitters are all right handed. What really pushes the edge to Houston in this series is the difference in offenses.

The Red Sox entered the season with a lineup that should have challenged Houston's for the best in the AL. Instead, it struggled all year long. Remember Bregman and his 129 OPS+? Well, no Red Sox starter had an OPS+ that high. The Red Sox matchup edges are either slight (their relative defensive strength, though the Astros have a better infield) and potentially better relief pitching. But the Astros key there can be converting many of their plethora of #3/#4 starters into long relievers, like Joe Musgrove and maybe even Lance McCullers, if they want to go that route. The only game the Red Sox expect to have a pitching advantage is Sale vs. Verlander, and even there given Sale's recent struggles it might not be that easy. The Red Sox were a very good team. The Astros were a great team, and they are fully healthy. The key for the Astros was getting Keuchel back and healthy (which he is now), and more than that getting Correa back healthy - and he ended the season red hot. In baseball, anything can happen, but the Astros shouild be fairly comfortable favorites.

Astros in 4



(N1) Los Angeles Dodgers  vs  (N4) Arizona Diamondbacks

The Diamondbacks are a really good team. Now, they come into this series with a bit of more questions than expected with their pitching, with Zack Greinke struggling mightily in the Wild Card Game and them using Robbie Ray for some reason (the guy expected to start Game 1). That said, the offense is great (made better by a brilliant pickup of JD Martinez) and they have the inherent knowledge that they play the Dodgers really, really well. Sure, head-to-heads are not meaningful, but they went 11-8 against the Dodgers, and outscored them by a bunch.

Of course, focusing on the Diamondbacks is unfair given the team they are up against. The Dodgers were good enough to suffer a 1-16 stretch and still end up with a 103-59 record. The Dodgers were never as good as their 91-36 start, but not as bad as 1-16. Outside of Clayton Kershaw (and to be fair, Kenley Jansen) there is no true standout, but a bunch of great players. In that sense, they have the depth advantage, a 7-deep lineup with a healthy Justin Turner as the anchor, and six good starting pitchers and a fine bullpen. Depth will matter, especially since the Diamondbacks had to waste Robbie Ray. The D'Backs stars are good enough to win a couple games, but the fact that the Diamondbacks will have to probably start Patrick Corbin (119 ERA+) in a potential Game 5 is an issue - compared to having the Dodgers throw out Clayton Kershaw (180 ERA+) or Yu Darvish (124 ERA+). To me, that is the difference here.

Dodgers in 5


(N2) Washington Nationals  vs  (N3) Chicago Cubs

I'm so excited for this series. These are two great teams, especially with the Cubs strong finish to the season. They rediscovered their offense, to the point that Kris Bryant ended the year with a very similar season to his MVP year from last year. They get to face the best SP lineup in the NL, with Scherzer, Strasburg and Gio Gonzalez getting four of the five games. Scherzer will get all the headlines, but Strasburg quietly had an amazing year, with a 175 ERA+ (same as Max). He only had 175 IPs, but his performance in those innings was incredibly strong. The Nationals have advantages over the Cubs, purely based on 2017 performance, in their starting rotation, and their offense. But some of those edges are not as pronounced. The Cubs offense from teh 2nd half, particularly after Anthony Rizzo woke up, matches up fairly well with the Nationals.

Where the series will really turn for me is the bullpen. The Cubs for the season were better, but the Nationals have recovered really well after having a horrendous start to the year. Their deadline acquisitions of Ryan Madson and Sean Doolittle have paid off tremendously. The depth still is not there, but they can protect leads with far more confidence than they used to be able to earlier on in the season. The Nationals to me are sligthly better, and have home field advantage, but it is hard to make accurate comparisons given how different the Cubs were from the first to second half. The second half version of the Cubs are really close, but I do think their flaws are a bit more pronounced.

Nationals in 5

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

My 32 Favorite International Cities

The last time I did this was in 2015, and since then I've added a few more cities to the list. Not as many as you would think, but enough to warrant another go at it. I didn't have 5 more to add, but a couple and I'm really opposed to dropping anything off, so I'm just going to go to 32.

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The last time I did this was late in 2013, following my Round the Trip world. I don't know why I'm choosing now to update the list, but it is now expanded to 30 cities, and adds four new places that I've visited the last two years, and then an additional forgotten gem from my Round the World Trip.

I’m going to rank my top-32 cities to visit that I have been to. Take this more of a recommendation list, as in I would recommend the cities in the following order to someone who hasn’t visited them based on my experience visiting them. With that, obviously, only cities I have visited make the list, and visited means more than two days. I’m rating them on the following criteria: the places to see in the city, the ease of access of the city (public transport – much more important internationally when renting a car is more of a precarious idea – and the city’s airport or entrance system), their joi de vievre (a fancy way of saying ‘how would this city be to just chill out in), their weather and overall appearance, and some other factors. There’s no formula here, though.
This is heavily weighted by the amount of time I’ve spent in a city, and what age I was when I visited there. These rules hurt London, while help Madrid, because I’ve spent all of three days in London as a person of legal age, while spent more time in Madrid. It really hurts some other European cities, like Frankfurt, Zurich, Rome, Milan, places I’ve been to as a kid of 9-11.

Again, these are ranked as cities I would visit (all of them I have visited), not where I would live. I would live in Geneva, but probably not visit again because there isn’t much to do, it is cold, and some other reasons. There are places that I wish I could rank because from what I’ve heard from family/friends that have been there they seem really good, like Moscow, Berlin and Hamburg, and when I visit them, I will update this list. Also irrelevant is the ease of getting to this city. Singapore isn’t hurt because it is the farthest commonly visited location from NYC than any other place, and London isn’t helped because it is 6 hours away.

A city includes sites and destinations that are a reasonable distance away, so Barcelona won’t get credit for the Playas that are 2-3 hours away (and are closer to Valencia), and Athens won’t get credit for Ephesus which is 3 hours away, but London would get credit for Stratford (or whatever it’s called where Shakespeare is from, or Oxford – and Rome gets credit for the Vatican, which for being a different country, is totally part of Rome) which is reasonably close.


32.) Da Lat (2013)



The little hamlet high above the Vietnamese hills, Da Lat was probably the most pleasant surprise of any place on my trip. The city itself is modeled after European cities, with parks, downtown circles and even a model Eiffel Tower. The surrounding areas houses more traditional Vietnamese fair, like temples, Buddhas, waterfalls and even roller coasters, all underneath a cool mountain air. Da Lat's hills hide many nice restaurants, bars and clubs. It isn't nearly as loud or as famous as Ho Chi Minh, Nha Trang or Hanoi, but Da Lat may be the most pure mix of Asia and Europe that I have seen. Also, it has an incredibly nice airport given the just six flights that fly there each day.


31.) Penang (2013)



There are positives and negatives to Penang, and depending how important the positives are relative to the negatives to you, Penang could rise or fall on your rankings. Personally, food and culture are really important to me, and Penang has both in spades. It may be a little overrated with food, but the seafood night markets that litter both Georgetown (the main city) and the beaches (all within an hour or so from Georgetown) are wonderful. The Nyonya food in Penang is far better than that in Kuala Lumpur. There is enough to see, including a nice little trek in Georgetown to some interesting historical buildings (the Cheong Fat Tze is a nice highlight). Of course, Penang is also very crowded, slightly dirty and the beaches themselves are quite barren. In the end, I find this fair for what I still consider a great eating spot.


30.) Hong Kong (2003)



Hong Kong has little to do in terms of historical sights. With a couple countries claiming ownership of Hong Kong, they have done a nice job removing any ties to any country. Still, it has arguably the best skyline in the world (though after the new WTC complex is finished in all its glory, NYC will have a good claim to that spot), and being situated in front of and on a mountain gives it some excellent views. Their airport in universally hailed as great, and the gambling capital of Asia (Macau) is just a ferry ride away. But still, picking a place to be higher than 15th given its total lack of history, or its lack of any particular brand of brilliance other than its propensity to build really tall buildings just feels wrong.


29.) Udaipur (2013)


Our first new city on the list is my 2nd Indian city on the list. As somehow who hated traveling in India, picking a city that is in one of the hottest areas in the country, and a city I visited during their hot dry season, this high might seem surprising. Well, I can't recommend Udaipur, along with Rajasthan as a hole, enough. The city has some beautiful scenery being built on a far more hilly area of the country than you would expect. They have famous lakes that hold famous hotels built on famous castles. They have nice food and street shows that line the corridors of the inner city. THere's the strange love for the movie Octopussy, where screenings are shown nightly. There's a beautiful palace inside the city. And I'll stretch my 'sites withing 1.5 hours count' rule by saying that the Jain Temple at Ranakpur was incredible - and in any modern country it would be within 1.5 hours.


28.) Florence (2003)



I’ll admit that Florence should probably be higher on this list, but it is my list of favorite cities that I would recommend. This is a strange combination, because personal favorites are wholly subjective, while cities that you recommend should be somewhat objective. Anyway, my problem with Florence is I’m not really into art, and if you aren’t than there is little to do in Florence. If you like art, specifically really detailed portraits from the renaissance era, then you will love Florence. If you don’t, then it will be something of a bore to a disappointment.


27.) Munich (2000 & 2009)



I have a strange history with quite a few international cities, and Munich is another one. I had both my 9th and 18th Birthday in Munich (in related news, I’m pretty sure where you can find me on April 7th, 2018). The first during my initial trip to that part of the world, and the 2nd on the penultimate day of our Orchestra’s tour of Austria (we flew out of Munich). Berlin is supposedly a great, modern city, but out of all the cities I have been to in Germany, Munich is by far the best. It is incredibly modern, and getting increasingly so, with modern architecture abound. It is the only European city with a skyline that can compare to those in the US (not a crucial factor, but still nice). The downside is there is little to see and that German food isn’t that good. Either way, Munich will always be the place to spend any birthday that is a multiple of nine, and for that alone, it gets on the list.


26.) Split (2017)



Both of my two new cities are coastal Croatian outposts, and first comes the bigger of the two cities, in Split. There is so much to like about Split, be it the sprawling old town with enough sites and small alleys lined with shops and restaurant to keep you busy way too long, or the modern clubs and restaurants, or the sites from its hills. I guess in theory I can include the island of Hvar as well as that is within a 1-hour boat ride away, which adds beautiful beaches and mountains to this as well. Split as a whole might be a little too commercialized - they had a lot of stalls selling the normal tourist fares that aren't always appreciated, but the city truly is a beautiful slice of culture deep in Croatia. I do love how varied the drink and food scene is there as well.


25.) Paris (2006) 



There’s obviously a ton to see in Paris, and the city center around the Eifel Tower, on either side of River Sein, is beautiful. Paris is a probably a city that certain people would love, but I am not one of them. Of course, I liked it enough to put ahead of some damn good cities, mostly on the ridiculous amounts of things to see alone. I actually don’t remember much of my Paris trip, which is strange given its relative recency, but I do remember thinking one day in the Louvre was far from enough, and the city center of Paris containing some of the best architecture of any European city. A lot of these European cities are impacted by my like or dislike of footballers from that region (I know, that sounds stupid, and it is), and Paris gets a boost for being the hometown to Zinedine Zidane.


24.) Mexico City (2014)


I put 2014 there, but I went to Mexico City two different times, staying in two different areas of that expansive, massive, festive city. Far safer than most areas of Mexico, La Cuidad is incredibly impressive. There are tons of historical sites, like the entire Zocalo, the Chapultepec, and La Reforma. Mexico City also has a wealth of food options, with incredibly authentic Mexican fare from around the country, including the incredible Oaxacan food. Really fun night spot as well. Mexico City blew me away also with its strange, mysterious beer culture. The City is a sprawling testament to how secretly, behind the dangerous cartels that line the exterior, the soft interior of Mexico is a gorgeous, cultural attraction that is bettered by so few cities.


23 & 22.) Prague/Budapest (2000)




These two are kind of blended together for me. I visited them essentially right after each other, both 13 years ago so my memory of each is a little hazy. I remember both for mainly positives. They are both beautiful cities, with lovely rivers running through them. They have some stuff to see, but not a whole lot. They are more affordable than the major cities in Western Europe, which is a plus (but also English –at least then – is not very transferrable to there). Budapest has some great food (Goulash!), while Prague is a pilgrimage for Catholics.


21.) Phnom Penh (2013)



I lied when I said that Da Lat was the biggest surprise of the trip. Phnom Penh was. I wasn't expecting too much from Canbodia's capital, but the mix of history, good and bad, food, nightlife and surprising urbanity made Phnom Penh a real highlight for me. I really loved Cambodian food, and it was at its best in Phnom Penh, a perfect mix of Malay and Thai cuisine. Phnom Penh itself embraced its own history, not shying away from the terrible acts of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, maintaining multiple areas in the city to pay tribute to those who died. The rest of the city pays tribute to the rich culture of Cambodia that preceded the destruction, with large pagodas in beautiful parks and nice museums. Phnom Penh also has a nice riverfront area that is really, really lively at night. Add into all of this that the currency of choice in the Dollar, and you get a really nice, underrated city.


20.) Panama City (2012)



My highest ranking Caribbean city probably could be higher, but I’ve been to a lot of great European cities so I don’t want to get crazy. I went to Panama with really low expectations, and I was blown away. It has a really impressive skyline, one that holds its own even if you forget that it is a poor latin country. It has great food of different cuisines. It has a ton to see, with the Panama Canal and the rainforest both falling into its sights. Other than Calgary (which I talked about in the last list) I don’t know if any trip I’ve gone on has been such a surprise as Panama, the Caribbean’s only truly modern city.


19.) Berlin (2014)


Berlin is the only German city I've gone to as an adult, and from what I read it was a good one to pick. The city is sprawling, and has covered it's whole 'we had a giant wall' thing with some really modern buildings and a few nice memorials. But what it also hides is an incredible city. The main squares, or platzes are all incredible, including that entire stretch between the Brandenburg Gate, through the Tiergarten, and ending with the Berlin Island. There are various areas of the city with incredible churches, restaurants, bars (and bars, and bars) and historical buildings. The city houses some fascinating museums that touch on the long, varying history of Germany is a country. Berlin as a city is too big to do in 3 days like I did, but it is definitely alluring enough to go back.


18.) Melbourne (2013)



Melbourne could be a Top-10 city to spend four or five days in. There is not too much to do, but enough to keep you occupied. If you like sports, which I do, then it is even better. Melbourne tries to lay claim to the Sporting Capital of the World, and when you mix together one of Tennis' four main tournaments with the 2nd most famous Cricket Ground (and most famous Aussie Rules ground) in the world right next door, it is hard to argue. Melbourne's riverfront is a beautiful area, with amazing views of the city around it. It's food options are endless, with really good Asian cuisine throughout the city. The nightlife seemed nice enough. It also has some really beautiful scenery around an hour of its boundaries, with beautiful parks, wine regions and the Great Ocean Road. Add into that Philipp Island, which just hits the cutoff to be included with Melbourne, and you get a solid, Top-15 city.


17.) Turin (2015)


I was close to picking Parma, as then I could include the Parma cheese factories, but picking Turin allows me to count the Piedmont wine country, and those little towns that dot it. Turin the city though, is a understated version of how incredible Italy is. It has the requisite churches and squares, but also has the open palacial squares and river-fronts that you normally associate with other countries in Europe. It has some incredible little hamlets of food, with great options for eating throughout the day (some excellent tea joints). My favorite place in Turin actually wasn't one of the two main squares, but Piazza Vittorio Veneto, one that borders the river with an amazing view of the city behind it. It was the last place we went to in Turin, an incredible capper to an unexpected amazing day in a great city.


16.) Tokyo (2013)



As a tourist, I don't care what the work and life culture are of the people in the city, and good thing, because if I did I may hate Tokyo. To see people in full suit in the subway at 11 PM coming home from work is jarring. But this isn't about any of that, it is about Tokyo the city, and it is a really fabulous metropolis. Tokyo is sprawling, in a way that makes New York seem small. There are really bustling regions like Shinjuku, really fun late night spots like Roppongi. There is a ton to see, and great food options. The food may be more corporate than traditional and homestyle in Tokyo, but that isn't all bad. The biggest complaint with Tokyo is just the size. It is so big that it is tiring to navigate at times, getting from one end to the other. Even with the reliability and the local JR Train lines, it takes time to get around. Good thing that most regions have enough to do to spend half a day there anyway. One last point, I thought Times Square was bright, until I went to Ginza.


15.) Vienna (2000 & 2009)



The 2nd time I went to Vienna was on my high school’s Orchestra’s tour of Austria during my Senior year, and much of my high ranking for Vienna is based on that trip. There is a ton of history in Vienna, with the music scene being located there (Mozart and Beethoven’s houses), with the adjoining arts scene with a bevy of theatres. If you like classical music, then Vienna is heaven. I am including the adorable little town of …… where we performed, which was half an hour outside Vienna. The best part of Vienna is how modern it is. The city center has some of the largest streets and public squares of anywhere in Europe, with grand architecture all around. The food isn’t great, but it is no worse than Germany and Switzerland, and Austria is generally less expensive. It took a second trip to get acclimated with Vienna’s charms, but they are there, and plentiful.


14.) Bangkok (2003 & 2013)



Here’s the gist of what I remember from Bangkok: nice Wats to see, incredible food, up all night, eating all the time. Bangkok is a food-lover’s paradise, especially for those who like Thai food. Bangkok is also close to areas where you can do all those Asia type things like ride elephants and see the jungle. The weather is surprisingly decent for a city in Southeast Asia, and from what I remember it is pretty easy to navigate. My thoughts regarding Bangkok have indeed changed with my one-plus day visit. The city is better than I remembered, with sprawling malls, an advanced metro system, and new urban centers. The weather isn’t quite as good, as it is still hard to get to different parts of the city, but the city center of Bangkok is about as good as any I’ve seen in Asia.


13.) Goa (2011 & 2013)



Yeah, yeah, yeah, my initial ranking of Goa was a little ridiculous. It was built off of an admittedly awesome trip to Goa in 2011, but that was a perfect storm. We were staying in the best part of Goa for a first timer who loves food on beaches at 2 AM. I was fresh off of an alcohol cleanse (which of course came after the opposite of an alcohol cleanse), and was greeted with $0.50 beer. Goa still has all those things, but I quickly realized upon my second visit that the area of Goa you stay in makes a huge difference. Stay too far South and you get isolated beaches, which I am sure are nice to some, but they don't have the same nightlife and food options littering the beach. Instead, they have litter littering the beach. Stay in the right part of Goa and it is amazing, the wrong part and it is merely OK. Still, it is unlike anything else in India, and for that it will always be in my part.


12.) Dubrovnik (2017)


My expectations were raised on Dubrovnik from a number of friends and families had already visited, and oh man was it great - matching everything I would have hoped for. Dubrovnik, like many cities that line my top half of the list, aren't huge sprawling metropolises, instead smaller, untouched little power-packs of culture and beauty. The actual structure of the town reminds me of a European Cape Town, with the old town and fort replacing the V&A Waterfront area, and the hills of the newer part of the city similar to East Cape Town, and the hills in hte background, fixed with their own version of Table Mountain, being, well, Cape Town's Table Mountain. The history in Dubrovnik is amazing, with the old town such a beautiful array of nooks and crannies, with steep stairs on alleys down to the water. Within it contains history, and amazing restaurants, and, of course, Game of Thrones. Dubrovnik is one of the gems of the Adriatic Sea, right there with the other great ports of the Mediterranean.


11.) London (1999, 2000, 2010 & 2017)



I probably should just go to London more, because both my Dad and my Sister, who lived there, swear by London as an incredible city. But again, I’m not ranking this by how livable they are, but how good they are as tourist destinations. London definitely has enough to see, including the nicely compact Royal stuff (palace, parliament, other stuff), and a neatly packed city center (West End, Trafalgar Square, other stuff I’m forgetting), but it is a little too big. It’s subway system is clean, but doesn’t have the expansiveness that it needs (something I give huge credit to the NYC Subway System for, no matter how dirty it is). Of course, it is damn expensive, and the weather is mostly lousy. It may get better with more trips, but I think London is too big for its own good, and a little too confused, as it tries to be both Rome and New York.

**So I went here in 2017, and really have nothing more to add. I think what I wrote back then is more or less accurate**


10.) Krakow (2014)


By rule I like smaller cities over sprawling ones. Well, while there are expanses to Krakow that extend in all directions, almost everything worth seeing in the city is in a 10x10 block radius circling the best city square (Rynek Glowny) I have seen in Europe. When you get a city that has (their claim) more bars per capita than any in the world, combine that with amazing open space and roadside/streetside restaurants, and an economy that does not use the Euro and is far cheaper than comparale cities in Western Europe, you get a pretty fantastic city. Also, you want history near its borders, you get Auschwitz about 2 hours away. Krakow is an incredible secondary city, arguably the best secondary city I've ever been to. The beer, food and endless beautiful women makes it Top-25; the sites, easily walkable goegraphy, and amazing history (Copernicus lived there too) makes it Top-10.


9.) Kyoto (2013)



Kyoto is the 3rd biggest City in Japan, but resembles so little of Tokyo (the biggest city) that makes it seem like a different country. Sure, the food options and the bustle is still there, but Kyoto, in some ways, is like a supersized Siem Reap. The real highlight of Kyoto is the ridiculous amounts of Temples and historical Japanese buildings. All of these are encircling the downtown area of Kyoto. Of course, that downtown is quite large, with beautiful malls, tall buildings with summer beer gardens (umlimited beer buffets for $30) and plentiful up-scale food options. Kyoto even has the most expansive Geisha area of Japan. Kyoto is the perfect city to experience what people's idea of Japan is, temples and pagodas and sushi, oh my!


8.) Rome (2003)




Speaking of Rome, history’s most famous city checks in next. I haven’t spent any time in Rome as an adult, but I don’t think Rome is the type of city that would change much from an adult’s perspective. It is good for its history and sites first, and if you like Italian cuisine, the food second. If you include the Vatican, and as a Catholic I do, in Rome, then there is even more to see, as you have two different parts of history, the formation of the Catholic Church in the awe-inspiring Vatican grounds near and inside St. Peter’s Basilica, and the Roman history which is very well kept up. I can’t remember how their public transport was, and we went in December, so the weather was bad, but I don’t think it is a very big city. And then there is that food. I don’t want personal biases like my ambivalence towards Italian food to sway this. Many do like Italian food, and the city is even better for those people. That said, what hurts Rome in my book is I think it is too dependent on the sites, and if you aren’t there on a religious pilgrimage, I can’t imagine the allure of going to Rome more than once.


7.) Athens (2010)



So Athens is very much like its historical partner, Rome, with a few less sites, a lot less crowds, less expensive, and with better weather. So does that whole equation spit out a better city? In my mind, it does. Part of this has to do with visiting Athens at the perfect time (19, during March) and Rome not (13, during December), but Athens has it all. It has a lot to see, but not so much that sightseeing takes over the trip. It has a city that is hard to navigate by car and by walking, but has an adequate subway system. It has excellent food, and a great environment that bursts with fun and enjoyment. Just a grand old time in Athens, as I’m sure it was 2,500 years ago.


6.) Singapore (2012 & 2013)



Singapore is one of those places that has to be seen to be believed. There is no city any cleaner. There is no city as tightly situated while having enough external attractions. There is no city better built for a short stay. What doesn’t Singapore have? It has a theme park for kids. A bird park (highly recommended) and a night safari for kids and adults. It has a brand new casino for adults. It has a centralized bar/pub/club area near the waterfront. It has a preponderance of food from really, really cheap to really expensive. It has livable weather year-round. It also has the most interesting and enjoyable airport I’ve ever been to (there is a pool and gym that everyone can use for free in it!), and the cleanest, best organized subway system I’ve seen. So why is Singapore only #3? Because there isn’t that much to do, and Singapore’s not cheap enough to just sit around and eat/drink/do nothing. The sights have no historical resonance, and are replicated in other cities. Still, for a period less than a week, there is no better city to visit.


5.) Sydney (2013) 



Take the weather and leisurely attitude of Australia, combine the waterfront facade of a Chicago, add some pub and club nightlife of any city in Europe and you get Sydney, a city that combines the great aspects of every major city I have been too. It doesn't have a true culture of its own which hurts it in my mind. What I really mean by that is, much like the problems I have with England, there are too many similarities to the US. You don't really feel you are in a foreign city too much. Of course, that all changes when you walk towards the Opera House, or go to the night spots with the Australians out partying, or eat great meats. Sydney is a wonderful city, probably the most livable of any in the Top-10 (of course, it is helped by being English-Speaking), but sometimes I would sacrifice livability for uniqueness, which is why it isn't any higher.


4.) Barcelona (2007)



I really want to go to Barcelona again, because it could easily be #1. All the ingredients are there. Pristine weather. A people who don’t care about life, making the tourist experience more fun. Good beaches within reach. Stuff to see. An airport that is easily reachable and a city that is easily maneuverable. My issues with Barcelona (other than my dislike for the Blaugrana) are simple. There isn’t a lot to see in terms of history, mainly because the Catalans want their own history so they destroyed or shunned any Spanish national history. Barcelona is a nice city in terms of seeing the sights for a day or two and then doing nothing the rest of the time, but I do want more from my cities. 


3.) Istanbul (2007)



Istanbul is kind of a secret still, but there is really nothing to complain about. It has a waterfront, an easily accessible city center, a lot to see (the palaces, the Bosphuros, the Red & Blue Mosques). Istanbul also has a brilliant food scene, with both Muslim and Meditterannean influences but all sorts of bases (including a ton of seafood). There is little to separate any of the cities this high in the list. My only knock on Istanbul would be the public transport is lacking without a proper Subway (this could have changed since my last visit). Overall, Istanbul combines the palate and affordability of Asia, with the energy and cleanliness of Europe, the best of both worlds.


2.) Cape Town (2013)



I've been wondering whether doing Cape Town first helped increase my perceptions of it. I was at my most curious and excited at the start of the trip. Then, I remember everything amazing about Cape Town, like the incredible scenery and breathtaking views, the active harbor and Long Street areas (for the youngsters among us), the great food of every type and the wine region to one side with the Cape of Good Hope below it. Cape Town is a special place on the total other side of the word (laterally speaking). I've really never been any place quite like it, which is why I want to go back there more than any place in the world.


1.) Madrid (2001 & 2010)



I’ll never forget Madrid. It was where I turned 10 years old, in April of 2001. It was where I saw my first naked woman in real life, as I saw two nude woman near the pool in Madrid (given my age and their age, this wasn’t a good thing). It was where I first traveled alone, and where I learned the inherent joy of visiting a place a 2nd time. Barcelona might be more ‘fun’, but I can’t think of a place that combines everything I want from a city more than Madrid. Madrid has a dependable airport, and a dependable subway system. More than that, the city is small enough in its center that you can easily walk from the Prado side on the East, to the Palace on the West and not break a sweat. It has some of Spain’s best museums. There is more than enough to see. And, of course, you are still very much in Spain. It isn’t as relaxed as Barcelona, but is just as Spanish, with open squares, easy food and drink,  a lot of youngsters (and a lively area for them at night). This wasn’t a criteria, but a lot of people speak English there to boot. Madrid is basically a perfect city. Small enough to walk, with enough sites to not get bored, enough food to not go hungry, and a relaxed, but not too relaxed nature that you won’t ever get tired of doing nothing for an afternoon or two.

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