Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Twenty-One Years of NFL Playoffs: Ranking the Divisional Games, Pt. 1

Tier I – Run to the Bunker and Cover Your Eyes, This ‘Out’ is About to ‘Blow’



84.) 2008 NFC Divisional – (N4) Cardinals 33 @ (N2) Panthers 13


Review: It all started so well for the Panthers. After back-to-back punts to open the game, the Panthers used their league-best running attack to score a quick TD after a long Williams and Stewart run. That was all the Panthers would do. It became really tough to watch late in the 2nd Quarter and into the 3rd. Jake Delhomme deserved better. Steve Smith, DeAngelo Williams, Jonathan Stewart and that great o-line deserved better. When it was over, the Cardinals had the biggest road win in terms of margin of victory in the post-2002 era in the divisional round. As fdr the Cardinals, Larry Fitzgerald couldn't be stopped. It was actually very reminiscent of Steve Smith's awesome performance in the 2005 Divisional in Chicago, as Fitzgerald just ran right through the Panthers Cover 2, providing all the offense that was really necessary.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This was Kurt Warner’s first and only road playoff win of his career. In total, Kurt Warner played in 13 playoff games, and only two others were on the road, his losses to the Saints in 2000 and 2009. Considering that, this was the only outdoor road playoff game he ever played.


83.) 2011 AFC Divisional – (A4) Broncos 10 @ (A1) Patriots 45


Review: If you like watching a lamb get slaughtered, then this was the game for you. The epic game right before ran late, so this one started by the time I switched over. Two minutes were gone from the game and it was already 7-0. The Patriots scored two touchdowns after the two-minute warning. Brady had all day and Gronk couldn’t be stopped. The biggest story was Tebow, in his last game as a Bronco, was simply awful., while Brady, in his first playoff win in four years, was absolutely brilliant  except for one errant pick. The biggest blowout in the divisional round during this time set some records, but games that are 35-7 at halftime aren’t that fun.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Because I hate the Pats and will do some serious Pats-ball-washing later, here's a nice stat, despite throwing six TDs, Tom Brady continued his streak of throwing an interception in his 3rd straight playoff game. He would run that streak to five with picks in the AFC Title Game and Super Bowl XLVI. Since the 2006 Divisional, Brady has thrown 15 interceptions in 10 playoff games, and had just two games without picks (2007 Divisional and Super Bowl XLII).


82 .) 2002 NFC Divisional – (N6) Falcons 6 @ (N1) Eagles 20\


Review: Other than a notable game much higher up the list, the 2002-2004 Eagles played a string of just nauseatingly awful playoff games. They were just all so boring. This one had some interest because it was Donovan McNabb’s return to action after missing the last month of the season, and a McNabb vs. Vick showdown, but after Bobby Taylor’s first quarter pick-6 it was all over. Vick actually played decently except for two picks and McNabb played quite well, but overall, in a round where there are few lousy, unmemorable games (at least #40 had the Delhomme meltdown) this was one.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This was the last playoff game in the coaching career of Dan Reeves. Despite losing all four of his Super Bowl, Dan Reeves is notable because after his first two playoff appearances ended one-and-done in 1983 and 1984 with Denver, Reeves went to the playoffs 7 more times and never went one-and-done.


81.) 2009 NFC Divisional – (N4) Cardinals 14 @ (N1) Saints 45


Review: Man, the Kurt Warner knows how to play in bad divisional games. This one wasn’t terrible, and had some notable moments, like Reggie Bush becoming USC Reggie Bush for one day with a punt return and a long run for a TD, and a brief Matt Leinart appearance, as well as Tim Hightower starting the game with a 70-yard rushing TD. Overall, it was a sad end to a great career for Warner, who would get injured throwing an interception right before halftime. He came back in the 2nd half, but wasn’t the same. The Cardinals could do nothing with Leinart and the game was already effectively over. Even the Superdome crowd seemed a little bored by it all by the end.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This game will forever be known as the game that started the NFL’s initial probe into the Saints bounty system. Much talk happened with the legal hit levied on Warner after he threw his pick. In retrospect, it seems a lot dirtier than it did live.


80.) 2017 AFC Divisional - (A5) Titans 14 @ (A4) Patriots 35




Review: In this recent run of Patriots' Divisional Round successes (2011-2017), they've played exactly one great divisional game, and mostly a host of awful ones. While this wasn't as lopsided as the 45-10 Tebow game, against a hampered Marcus Mariota, it was fairly close. The Titans actually took a 7-0 lead, but teh Patriost scored the next 35 points, mostly with the Titans answering by having Marcus Mariota get sacked a lot (8 times). The Patriots side was fairly routine, with Brady dinking and dunking his way to 337 yards on 35 completions. It was a slow death for Tennessee, that should have abdicated their spot to Kansas City when Mariota was known to be gimpy.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: With the Patriots trailing 7-0 after the first quarter, it would be the first time the Patriots trailed after the first quarter in a home playoff game since their 2009 meltdown to Baltimore, where they trailed 24-0.


79.) 2022 NFC Divisional - (N6) Giants 7 @ (N1) Eagles 38 


Review: The Eagles and Giants are divisional rivals, and its so tough to beat a team three times and all that nonsense. Well, it isn't so tough when one team plays at its total best, and the other didn't show up. The Eagles were up 28-0 at halftime, deserving every single one of those points. Hurts was mistake free, but the Eagles real brilliance was their running game, piling up 268 rushing yards on what had been a good rush defense. The Eagles pass rush, as they are want to do, harassed Jones, sacking him five times in 32 dropbacks. All in all, it was a classic #1 seed over #6 seed beatdown.

Interesting/Memorable Play: If there was ever a moment the game was competitive, it was with teh Giants driving after the Eagles first score, with a 3rd and 3 in field goal range. What followed basically ended the game there, with Jones being sacked on back-to-back dropbacks by Josh Sweat and Hasson Reddick. 


78.) 2002 NFC Divisional – (N4) 49ers 6 @ (N2) Buccaneers 31


Review: In 2002, the top two NFC teams just were that much better than the other two. This one was a little more fun because of the offensive fireworks by the Bucs, putting up 28 points before halftime, and just getting to watch that ’02 Bucs defense is a game worth watching. Derrick Brooks had a pick and a fumble recovery. The Bucs limited the 49ers that put 39 up on the board the previous week to 6, with 5 turnovers and just 228 yards. It was a clinic by the best defense of this era, but did make for a boring second half as the Bucs were just playing out the string.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: I had no idea what to put here, but the Buccaneers are, by all accounts, the most dominant Super Bowl Champion as per their playoff performance since the dynasty 49ers and Cowboys. They won their three games 31-6, 27-10 and 48-21, for a combined 106-37. The closest any team got to them in the 2nd half was 17-10 in the Championship Game. They really are one of the most dominant one-year wonder Super Bowl teams ever.


77.) 2010 NFC Divisional – (N4) Seahawks 24 @ (N2) Bears 35


Review: Don’t let the score fool you, this was a rubbish game. The Seahawks scored two late touchdowns to make a 35-10 (and 28-3 previously) game seem respectable (and barely letting the Bears cover). We all knew this was going to happen, and when the Bears scored after just four plays on a beautiful throw but Cutler to Greg Olsen, it was confirmed. The Bears were never tested. It was a sloppy game by the Bears though as they dropped numerous interceptions and couldn’t at least make some nice defensive plays.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Jay Cutler threw for two TDs (one to Olsen and one to Kellen Davis) and ran for two more, making him the first player since Otto Graham in roughly 2400 BC to throw for two TDs and run for two TDs in the same playoff game.


76.) 2016 AFC Divisional - (A4) Texans 16 @ (A1) Patriots 34



Review: Well, well, here we go again, with teh Patriots beating a woefully underammed team. We can't blame New England, certainly, in four of their seven seasons they were the #1 seed, but it is amazing how many times they got a lightweight. This time, it was Brock Osweiler. Weirdly, you can make the argument that Osweiler was the better, or at least the more accurate, of the QBs. Brady was just 18-38, with two interceptions (matching his season total), but when the otther QB is Brock Osweiler, it really doesn't matter. Certainly not when the Patriots get a kick-off return TD as well. The slow Patriots start made the game seem somewhat close, but the fact Osweiler kept having to take snaps, made it seem simultaneously inevitable.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Dion Lewis became the first player in god know's how long to have a special teams, rushing and receiving TD all in the same game. In fact, the last player to do all three in a single postseason was Steve Smith in 2005.


Tier II – The Worst Kind of Football, Close but Still Boring Football


75.) 2004 NFC Divisional – (N6) Vikings 14 @ (N1) Eagles 27


Review: I told you these games by the Eagles in these days were terrible. This was also not as close as the score as it was 27-7 before the Vikings engineered a garbage-time TD and some yards to make it seem a bit closer. The big question coming in was how fresh the Eagles would be as they had the bye and rested the last two weeks of the regular season. In the end, the Eagles were fine, with Westbrook and Freddie Mitchell getting receiving TDs and McNabb was a steady 21-33 for 286 and 2 tds. Culpepper had a rougher go, and in Moss’s final game with the Vikings (in his initial go) he had a soft 3 catches for 51 yards.

Interesting/Memorable Play: Freddie Mitchell caught a fumble in the end zone for the Eagles 2nd TD. After the game, in what would become the unleashing of the ‘FredEx’ name, Freddie in his press conference would say that “[he] would like to thank his hands.”


74.) 2005 NFC Divisional – (N6) Redskins 10 @ (N1) Seahawks 20


Review: In a rainy, slightly sloppy game, the Seahawks won their first playoff game in Qwest Field in steady fashion. The biggest story in the game was the NFL MVP in 2005, Shaun Alexander, getting a concussion in the 1st quarter. He left the game, but the rest of the Seahawks played fine, with Matthew going 16-26 for 215 and a touchdown. Darrell Jackson had another huge playoff game with a 9-143-1 line, and the Seahawks iced it with a long run by Mack Strong. All in all, a boring game for the NFL’s sometime most wild team in the NFL’s wildest house.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Both QBs in the game, Matt Hasselbeck and Mark Brunell were former Favre backups in Green Bay. This was the only time it happened. Packers camp cut Kurt Warner had a few playoff games against true backups Brooks and Rodgers.


73.) 2012 AFC Divisional - (A3) Texans 28 @ (A2) Patriots 41



Review: Everyone during the week kept bringing up the Jets in 2010 avenging their December Foxboro blowout with a win a few weeks later and comparing it to the Texans after they lost 42-14 in Foxboro. Well, congratulations, Texans, you did make it closer. There were actually two moments of doubt for Patriots fans. First was after the Texans returned the opening kickoff all the way to the Patriots 12 yard line. The Patriots did hold for a field goal, but then went three and out and the Texans were driving near mid-field. The second was after the Patriots raced to a 17-3 lead, the Texans scored 10 points in the final 1:30 of the 1st half to make it 17-13 at halftime. Of course, the Patriots scored the next three TDs to effectively put the game away. It was another absolute collapse for the Texans defense. At least JJ Watt had half a sack, but that just underscored how terrible the Texans pass defense was.

Interesting/Memorable Play: A first quarter incomplete deep ball to Rob Gronkowski would be arguably the most important play for the Patriots. Gronkowski would rebreak his arm that he broke against Indianapolis, ending his 2012 season for good just a handful of plays into his return. The second surgery begat a third and fourth and then a back surgery. That would be the last play where Gronkowski and Hernandez were on the field at the same time, a quick end for the duo that was supposed to revolutionize football.


72.) 2018 AFC Divisional - (A5) Chargers 28 @ (A2) Patriots 41



Review: For once, the Patriots didn't play a minnow in the divisional round, like they did when they drew a gimpy Marcus Mariota, or the Tim Tebow Broncos. Still had no impact on the game, though, as they stomped a good Chargers team, mercilessly running through and passing around them. Brady was good, but the OL, run game, and his army of gnats were even better. The Chargers actually tied the game at 7-7 early, but the Patriots scored the next 31 points - including TDs on their first four drives. Even if most drives were long, plodding drives with 3rd down conversion after 3rd down conversion. The defense even rushed Rivers who continued his downward trajectory at the end of the season into a 25-51 day. At this point, the Patriots continued excellence in the Divisional Round since 2011 is amazing, even if this was probably the first time since 2014 they played a team that deserved to be on that field with them.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This was the first time that Tom Brady and Philip Rivers met in a playoff game in 11 years, making it the longest gap between two QBs matching up against each other in the playoffs ever.

Interesting/Memorable Fact 2: James White caught fifteen passes in this game (for 92 yards), beating his own team record for most catches for a RB in a playoff game, upping the 14 he caught in Super Bowl LI. This tied Darren Sproles for the league record.


71.) 2022 AFC Divisional - (A3) Bengals 27 @ (A2) Bill 10


Review: After the brilliance of the 2021 Divisional Round, we were all hoping for a pick-me-up after a lackluster set of Saturday games, especially from what seemed to be the best game on paper. Instead, only one team showed up, with the Bills just being completely absent. Their pass rush couldn't come close to Joe Burrow, who had all day to throw, adn Josh Allen was consistently facing pressure against a Bengals pass rush that was relentless. Allen himself was fine, but got no time, and Burrow was calm and collected in the snow going 23-36 for 2 TDs, biding his time calmly to move chains after chains. From a quick 14-0 lead, the game was really never in doubt thereafter, one of teh more complete dominations of what had been a great team.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This game may be the first ever instance of a nominally cold-weather team blaming the weather for losing, but the Bills OL and DL seemed hopeless in teh snow. Don't know if it was the wrong cleats or what, but the Bills front seemed woefully unprepared.


70.) 2013 NFC Divisional - (N6) Saints 15 @ (N1) Seahawks 23



Review: This was basically a repeat of that game above, one that ended with a comfortable Seahawks win in a rain-filled game that looked far less close than the score indicated. The Seahawks offense did nothing apart from capitalize from great field position (two missed field goals helped), and another rushing TD by Marshawn Lynch that clinched the game. Russell Wilson was very shaky, completing just 9 of 18 passes and routinely missing slants. Still, he was better than Brees, who was doing nothing until garbage time when still benefitting from Earl Thomas and Walter Thurmond hitting each other to not pick off a pass. The Saints had a ridiculous comeback attempt but it was never happening in a sad, boring game.

Interesting/Memorable Play: Marshawn Lynch's run was memorable, but a case could be made he should have fallen at the 1. The Seahawks would have almost assuredly won 16-8, which would have eventually made them hold both the Saints and Broncos to 8 points. Absurd.


69.) 2014 AFC Divisional - (A3) Colts 24  @  (A2) Broncos 13




Review: It was harrowing enough to see Peyton Manning play the Colts in the playoffs, but even more harrowing to see him play like THAT. Manning, still showing effects of a thigh injury, was ineffective in a strange way. Despite not being able to step into any throw, Manning continually threw deep to counter a pressing Colts secondary, but apart from an early connection to Julius Thomas he missed every time. On the other side, Luck and the Colts were steady and managed their way to enough points to make this game pretty boring throughout. The only interesting aspect was seeing Manning look old, and slow, at a time where we really didn't know if that was going to be his last game. Thankfully it won't be as that would be a sad way for an all-timer to go out.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: After missing throwing deep in the 1st half, the Broncos then tried to go short in the 2nd, which led to an overall figure of 15 'failed' completions - catches that did not gain enough yards to be considered successful. Apparently, that is the highest figure over the last 15 years or so.


68.) 2019 AFC Divisional - (A6) Titans 28 @ (A1) Ravens 12



Review: What was one of the most dominant regular seasons in this entire time period ended in a harrowing 60 minutes at M&T Bank Stadium, as all the things the Ravens did right in their pitch perfect 14-2 season went away here. After forcing a Titans punt on their first drive, the Ravens were driving in Titans territory when a Lamar pass hit off a receiver and got intercepted. The Titans scored on a desperation 3rd and Goal pass. Then Lamar was stuffed on 4th down near midfield, and the Titans scored on the  very next play. The Ravens settled down a bit after that clawing to 14-6 at halftime, but had no answer for Derrick Henry, who gained 195 yards on 30 carries, and no answers on 4th down. For the game, Lamar Jackson was stuffed twice on 4th and 1, and threw incomplete on 4th and 4. The Titans made every little play, a few big ones (a 66-yard run by Henry was a nice touch) and bounced out the team that for a while seemed unbeatable.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: The Ravens in their loss gained 530 yards, outgaining the Titans by 230. This is the most ever in the divisional round that a team has been outgained and lost. #3 and #4 on the list? The Ravens wins over top-seeded Tennessee in 2000 (183 yards) and 2008 (180 yards). Somehow these teams never play things as you would expect.


67.) 2018 AFC Divisional - (A6) Colts 13 @ (A1) Chiefs 31



Review: The Chiefs ran out to a 17-0 lead, took it 24-7 with only giving up a freak block punt TD for the Colts first score. While Mahomes was more restrained than usual, throwing no TDs and under 300 yards, the Chiefs ran roughshod against a hot Colts team that started the game with four straight three-and-outs, part of seven punts in ten drives. The Chiefs had four different players rush for a TD, including a sweet jet sweep by Tyreek Hill to make it 14-0 and, for all intents and purposes, put the game away.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: The Colts became the first team to lose a playoff game when getting a blocked punt TD since the Raiders got one in their 48-21 blowout loss to the Buccaneers in Super Bowl XXXVII.

Interesting/Memorable Fact 2: The Chiefs became the first team in fifteen years to have four different players get a rushing TD in the same game, with theirs coming from both running backs Damien and Darrell Williams, the Hill sweep and a scramble by Mahomes.


66.) 2015 AFC Divisional - (A5) Chiefs 20 @ (A2) Patriots 27


Review: The Chiefs entered the game with an 11-game winning streak, but gave up a TD on their first drive which essentially ended the game. The Chiefs played OK during the first half, but struggled in the red zone, and Alex Smith struggled to get any consistency passing, ending the game with just 246 yards on 50 throws. The vaunted Chiefs defense could not touch Brady, who was at his gnatiest best releasing passes within 2 seconds to his bevy of weapons, including 10 catches by returned from injury Julian Edelman. The Chiefs did cut it to 7 late, and had a chance to really make a run at a ridiculous comeback, but a should-be interception on Brady was dropped and bounced right to Edelman for the clinching 1st down - classic Patriots, getting the breaks when their talent was more than good enough anyway.

Interesting/Memorable Play: The Chiefs ran a nice play down to the 1-yard line with 2:20 to go. They scored their TD that cut it to 27-20 with 1:18 to go. The in-between minute was some of the most ridiculous Andy Reid-ing ever. His explanation was scoring the TD was more important than being quick, which makes some sense - but to go a minute to get a yard?


65.) 2016 NFC Divisional - (N3) Seahawks 20 @ (N2) Falcons 36



Review: The veteran Seahawks made a game of it, playing it to a 10-7 lead early in the second quarter. The Falcons proceeded to score 29 of the next 32 points, to make a tight game into a laugher. The game changed when Russell Wilson was sacked for a safety with 10 minutes to go in the second quarter, making a 10-7 game into a 10-9 game, where the Falcons then promptly scored a TD on the next drive. Overtime, the Falcons brilliant 2016 offense was just too much, with Matt Ryan throwing for 338 yards on 26-37 passing, including long cath-and-runs to Devonta Freeman and Julio Jones - who did his on the game ending TD. The Falcons in 2016 were just too good on offense.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: As the Seahawks missed the playoffs in 2017, this was the last playoff game in a Seahawks uniform for Michael Bennett, Cliff Avril, Kam Chancellor and Richard Sherman, and probably Earl Thomas when said and done. It was the last stand for one of the great units of all time.


64.) 2009 AFC Divisional – (A6) Ravens 3 @ (A1) Colts 20


Review: The Colts under Manning played four divisional games at home. They lost three of them by 3, 3 and 4 points. In the only one they won, the Colts dominated the Ravens (late garbage-yardage by the Ravens made it seem close in yards). Manning threw two TDs after the 2-minute warning in the first half, the second with just three seconds left. Manning overall had an odd day. He completed 30 of 44 passes against a defense playing extremely tight, but completed them for only 246 yards. It was better than Flacco, though, as the Ravens offense picked up 71 yards on their first drive, and then just 68 on their next nine. As Dan Dierdorf said, the Colts “looked, felt and acted like a #1 seed.” Too bad the game was as boring as a classic #1 vs. #6 matchup.

Interesting/Memorable Plays: Ed Reed made two interceptions on the same Colts drive, and the Colts still scored on that drive. On the first, he was stripped by Pierre Garcon (not trying to lateral), and on the second, the play was called back after an obvious penalty.

Interesting/Memorable Play 2: The most remembered part of this game was Peyton Manning shouting “God Damnit, Donald” after Donald Brown blocked the wrong way. The best part was Manning, while trying to avoid Corey Redding and Terrell Suggs, yelling at Brown.


63.) 2002 AFC Divisional – (A4) Jets 10 @ (A1) Raiders 30


Review: The Raiders tried running the ball in the 1st half. They didn’t really succeed, and they went into the half tied 10-10. They decided to screw the run in the 2nd half. They outscored the Jets 20-0. It was a surprisingly terrible day for Chad Pennington, as he completed just 21 of 47 passes (he completed 68.9% that season) and threw two picks. Gannon was on fire, as was Jerry Porter, who caught 6 passes for 123 yards and a touchdown. Late in the 2nd half, it became boring as the Raiders ran out much of the clock and Pennington painfully threw incomplete after incomplete.

Interesting/Memorable Personal Memory: I watched this game at my neighbor’s house. He’s and his family were Jets fans, so it was nice to have my team beat theirs in their house. I’ve only watched my teams play playoff games outside of my house twice (that game and Super Bowl XLI) and my team went 2-0. Not sure why I don’t do it more often.


62.) 2008 NFC Divisional – (N6) Eagles 23 @ (N1) Giants 11


Review: The Giants are now quite used to beating #1 seeds in the divisional round, but that doesn’t make them impervious from having it done to them. This was a weird game. With the wind howling, Eli Manning was wobbling passes all game long (including missing a TD on the first offensive snap of the game). McNabb was barely better. Both QBs threw two picks, and neither team really moved the ball well. That said, for much of the game, the Giants seemed to be moving the ball a lot more easily than the Eagles, but it just never worked out for them. A sad end to what was a great team in the 2008 Giants.

Interesting/Memorable Plays: The game came down to short-yardage. Despite being awful in short-yardage for much of the year, the Eagles were able to bang home TDs on 1st and Goals from the 1 twice (it did take them five plays including penalties to do it the first time), while the Giants, with Brandon Jacobs, went 0-2 on 4th down in the 4th quarter.

Interesting/Memorable Personal Memory: This game went on when I was at my Regional Band concert, and our conducter was an Eagle’s fan getting updates. I remember him shout a loud “Shit” after McNabb was called for Intentional Grounding in the end zone.


61.) 2020 NFC Divisional - (N6) Rams 18 @ (N1) Packers 32



Review: The top seeded Packers were in control basically from the start, going up 25-10 before trading TDs to make it seem close. They outgained the Rams 484-244, so if anything the fact the final score was only a 14-point margin probably flatters the Rams. In Jared Goff's last game as a Ram, he went 21-27, but mostly dinking and dunking his way to 174 yards with a bum shoulder, while Rodgers was great, going 23-36 for 296 yards. Aaron Jones ran for 99-yards, and the Packers were perfectly balanced. Their season would go to hell the next week against Tampa, but at this moment it seemed so easy to foresee a 2nd Rodgers-led Packers title was in the offing. Of course, it wasn't.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Aaron Rodgers and Jared Goff both went to Cal, making this the only playoff game in this period featuring two QBs who went to the same school. We haven't really come close otherwise, well until we may one day get a Jalen Hurts vs Tua Super Bowl or something (you never know!)


60.) 2005 NFC Divisional – (N5) Panthers 29 @ (N2) Bears 21


Review: It was actually decently close in the 2nd half, as the Bears cut it to 16-14 and 23-21 in the 2nd half. However, it was Rex Grossman vs. Jake Delhomme, and as comical as that sounds know, Jake Delhomme was a great postseason QB in his day. The stars coming in were a dominant Bears defense, who allowed just 68 points in their eight home games in 2005. That defense was good enough to carry a rookie Kyle Orton to an eight game win streak. They didn’t show up, while Steve Smith most certainly did, with 12 catches for 218 yards and two TDs.

Interesting/Memorable Play: Steve Smith had one of the better impromptu (I’m guessing) TD celebrations I’ve ever seen, as he jumped and slid down the goal-post. There really was few things more special than Steve Smith at his best.


59.) 2013 NFC Divisional - (N5) 49ers 23 @ (N2) Panthers 10




Review: Few games could have one team totally dominate for 25 minutes and then get dominated for the next 35, but that it what we had. The Panthers started the game forcing a field goal (after some shoddy officiating helping the 49ers) driving to the goal-line before being stuffed, forcing a quick punt and scoring a TD, and then driving to another 1st-and-goal situation. This time, they went for a field goal, and the 49ers had a nice TD drive right before the half... and that was the game. Cam Newton was done in by a terrible o-line performance and a defense that got just one sack after 60 on the season. The Panthers limited Kaepernick to just 15 yards running, but Gore had a solid 17-84 game, and the 49ers won the way everyone thought they were going to.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: The Panthers became the first team ever to lose two straight playoff games with both being after a bye. Sure, they were 5 years apart and few players overlapped, but the last two great seasons in Carolina football ended the same way, getting beaten at home in the Divisional against an NFC West team.


58.) 2019 NFC Divisional - (N6) Vikings 10 @ (N1) 49ers 27



Review: In a slightly more balanced precursor of their NFC Title Game the next week , the 49ers just ran, ran, ran over the Vikings. The 49ers ran for 186 yards, with 105 from Tevin Coleman and 58 from Raheem Mostert. They outgained the Vikings whole offense (143 yards) which could do basically nothing against 2019's best defense. Kirk Cousins had one little moment of niceness with a 40-yard TD to Stefon Diggs, but otherwise he was running for his life getting sacked 6 times in 35 dropbacks. The 49ers had a recipe and ran it to perfection here.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: The 49ers set a modern record with five different 1st Round Picks getting sacks in the same game. In fact, they had the record at 4 - and four of the five were their own picks (DeForest Buckner, Nick Bosa, Solomon Thomas, Arik Armstead), the import being Dee Ford.


Tier III – The Disaster Tourism of the NFL


57.) 2004 NFC Divisional – (N5) Rams 17 @ (N2) Falcons 47


Review: In the Falcons first (and only) home game in the Vick era, the Falcons did exactly what the Vick-era Falcons always did: run the ball incredibly well. Bulger went 23-35 for 299 and 2 tds with 1 pick, and they didn’t even come close. Warrick Dunn ran for 142 on 17 carries and 2 TDs. Vick had 119 yards on eight rushes (a postseason record for a QB). TJ Duckett even had 66 yards on 15 carries. The Falcons even ran back a punt, with Allen Rossum returning his three punts for 152 yards. Even the Falcons defense got in on the party. Somehow, they led the NFL in sacks in 2004, and sacked Bulger four times and once for a safety. For one night, the Georgia Dome was the hottest place in the NFL.

Interesting/Memorable Personal Memory: My good friend at the time was a big Falcons fan, and for at least the next month (so even after their loss to the Eagles the next week) kept on saying “Awesome Rossum” for fun. He was, as all the Falcons were, awesome. That line even got in our 8th Grade yearbook.


56.) 2009 NFC Divisional – (N3) Cowboys 3 @ (N2) Vikings 34



Review: Brett Favre lost to the Cowboys in the playoffs in ’93, ’94 and ’95. He didn’t bring that bad-luck to Minnesota. The Vikings absolutely dominated every facet of this game other than not having much success running the ball. The Cowboys had chances, as their first three drives made it into Viking territory, but they came away with three points. Ray Edwards had three sacks. Jared Allen had one. When Romo got time, the Vikings gave him nothing (9.0 yards per catch). Favre was excellent, going 15-24 for 234 yards and 4 tds, while Sidney Rice made a lot of money off of the game, with 6 catches for 141 yards and three tds. All in all, it was a fun day in the Metrodome for everyone other than America’s Team.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: For all the talk about the Cowboys having chances that they screwed up (two missed field goals, botched snap), the Cowboys had just one drive of over 40 yards in the game, and that was their field goal drive.


55.) 2010 NFC Divisional – (N6) Packers 48 @ (N1) Falcons 21



Review: In a rematch of a close, tight Falcons regular season win, the Packers smashed the Falcons in a way no one saw coming. First the offense: Rodgers put on one of the most entertaining, greatest shows I have ever seen. He went 31-36 for 366 yards and three tds and ran for one more. The Falcons actually got a lot of pressure on Rodgers, but he evaded blitzers time after time. Now the defense: They held Matt Ryan to under 10 ypc. They limited Michael Turner to 39 yards on 10 rushes. They limited the Falcons to 194yards, and returned a interception for a touchdown right before half to make it 28-14 and essentially end it. Basically, it was everything the last Falcons home playoff game was not.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: This game was the largest loss ever suffered by a #1 seed in their opening playoff game, and the most a #1 seed had ever been outgained in their opening playoff game. In any measure, it was the worst performance by a #1 seed in their playoff opener, ever.


54.) 2013 AFC Divisional - (A4) Colts 22 @ (A2) Patriots 43




Review: In a driving rain-storm, the Patriots decided to show how 'balanced' they were, scoring 6 rushing TDs, four from LeGarrette Blount who had a career day. Blount was important in building the lead, with the first three rushing TDs, and finishing it, with a long run with the Pats clinging to a 29-22 lead. Andrew Luck started slow, with a ghastly interception on the first series, but made a handful of ridiculous plays that three people on earth could make, and despite the loss, the Luck to Hilton connection still had over 100 yards. The Patriots didn't get anything going in the passing game (Brady finished just 13-25), but it rarely matters when you can run for 250 yards and pick off four passes.

Interesting/Memorable Play: The game seemed to be going the Colts way after the Patriots messed up a punt snap before the 2:00 warning resulting in a field goal after a lengthy review (came close to a Colts TD). The Colts then were driving right before the half when a pass bounced off Stanley Havili and into a Patriots player. The Colts managed to cut it to 21-15 in the 2nd half, but they could have had it at 21-19 at halftime.


53.) 2007 NFC Divisional – (N3) Seahawks 20 @ (N2) Packers 42


Review: In Brett Favre’s last win as a Packers starting QB, the Packers came back from an early 14-0 deficit (built off back-to-back fumbles by Ryan Grant) to score TDs on six straight drives. The Packers outrushed the Seahawks 235-28, with Ryan Grant setting a Packers record with 201 yards rushing. Favre was solid, going 18-23 for 173 yards and 3 tds with no picks and a classic Favre scramble and Favrian completion. The real star of the day, though, was the snow. In as perfect a snowstorm as possible, Lambeau truly looked like a winter-wonderland in the very best way.

Interesting/Memorable Play: Just how good were the Packers: They became just the 2nd team to score TDs on six straight drives in a playoff game. They also became just the 2nd team ever to win a playoff game by at least 14 after trailing by at least 14.


52.) 2004 AFC Divisional – (A3) Colts 3 @ (A2) Patriots 20



Review: In a game that made me reevaluate my belief that there was such thing as an unstoppable offense, the Patriots beat the Colts in a playoff game in a more “eff-you” way than the previous year. In the opposite of the previous season, Manning was one of the few Colts who played well, going 27-42 for 238 yards. What really turned the game was two dominating drives that went 86 and 92 yards by the Patriots to turn a 6-3 game in the 3rd quarter to a 20-3 blowout. The key was a run game that went for 210 yards. The Patriots held the ball for 40 minutes and blanketed the Colts, limiting them to short gain after short gain when they didn’t have the ball. In reality, the best way to describe the game  was the play where Tedy Bruschi just ripped the ball out of Dominic Rhodes’ hands. It was, arguably, the greatest day in the Patriots dynasty.

Interesting/Memorable Play 1: The turning point of the game may have been on the Colts first drive of the 2nd half. Trailing just 6-3 at that point, the Colts had a 4th and 1 on the Patriots 48, and Tony Dungy, still in his conservative phase, punted. The Patriots then immediately began their two brutal clock-killing TD drives.

Interesting/Memorable Moment: After the game, Tedy Bruschi let out what was the Patriots’ version of Bart Scott’s “Can’t Wait!” speech, telling the world, “If you want to change the rules, change them” and “that’s what we do, we win.” I still admire those Patriots because they weren’t robots. They talked quite a bit of smack.


51.) 2008 AFC Divisional – (A4) Chargers 24 @ (A2) Steelers 35


Review: The 9-8 Chargers scored a 41-yard TD on their 4th play of the game to go up 7-0 with just 1:52 gone. The Steelers scored a TD with 2:04 gone in the 4th quarter. In the 30:04 in between those plays, the Steelers outscored the Chargers 28-3, outgained them 251-69, and ran 51 plays to the Chargers 31. In the 3rd quarter, the Chargers ran one play, where Philip Rivers was intercepted. It was pure dominated. Philip Rivers did add some garbage yards, but even then, his day wasn’t all that bad. It was Willie Parker who stole the show, with 146 yards on 27 carries and two TDs. Santonio Holmes also returned a punt for a touchdown, and Roethlisberger was turnover free. That 3rd quarter was about as dominant I’ve ever seen a team play. It was pure brilliance in front of a hopping-loud crowd at Heinz Field.

Interesting/Memorable Play: Santonio Holmes punt return for a TD was off of Mike Scifres, who had basically been the team MVP for pinning four punts inside the 10 the previous week against the Colts. Also, right before the punt return, Jim Nantz gave us the information all of us needed, that Scifres was not pronounced Sigh-Fers, but Sigh-Fris, a pronunciation I don't think he's ever used again.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: Through the 16 games of the regular season, the Steelers didn’t allow any QB to throw for 300 yards or any RB to run for 100. They finished the season without the latter happening, but Rivers became the first QB to throw for over 300 against them, with 308. That said, 161 of those yards came after the game was 28-10 and effectively over.


50.) 2019 AFC Divisional - (A4) Texans 31 @ (A2) Chiefs 51



Review: The legacy of the game will mean more than the actual in it. The Texans lead 24-0 and lost by 20. The Texans were so afraid despite being up 24-7, they went for a fake punt deep in their own territory. They didn't get it. The Chiefs scored four plays later, the Texans fumbled on the next kickoff, and the Texans scored three plays after that, and it was 24-21. Somehow the Texans found themselves trailing before halftime even hit, and down 10 three-and-a-half minutes into the second half. It was a massacre by the Chiefs, the only thing stopping this from being an all-time one was that surreal start for the Chiefs full of a block punt TD, a near muffed kickoff by Tyreek Hill. There was never a better show of how amazing the prime Mahomes-Hill-Kelce Chiefs were that they could blow a team out in a game they were losing 24-0.

Interesting/Memorable Fact: The Chiefs became the first team ever, regular season or playoffs, to win a game by 20+ that they were trailing by 20+. 

Interesting/Memorable Play: After a touchdown catch by Darren Fells that made it 21-0, he lept into the Chiefs fans and it did not go well. The Chiefs fans memorably peppered him with popcorn and beer and the like, and the Chiefs responded by outscoring the Texans 51-10 after that.

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I am a man who will go by the moniker dmstorm22, or StormyD, but not really StormyD. I'll talk about sports, mainly football, sometimes TV, sometimes other random things, sometimes even bring out some lists (a lot, lot, lot of lists). Enjoy.