NFL 2021: Week 13 Power Rankings & The Rest

Tier I - The "Yes, they've won a game or two, but they still suck" Trio

32.) Houston Texans  =  2-9  (164-292)

31.) Jacksonville Jaguars  =  2-9  (173-283)

30.) New York Jets  =  3-8  (199-334)

I realize all these teams have at least two wins, and there is a winless team to come, but let's realize that overall week to week performance is a better indicator of how good these teams are than just how many times they've lucked into a win. Anyway, more on Detroit in a minute. The Texans and Jaguars probably both got their lone random win two and three weeks ago. The Jets have now won three games but have the worst point differential in the NFL. None of these three teams are any good - I guess the only plus for the Jaguars and Jets is they have a rookie QB who is getting some experience. Of course given how bad both have been, maybe it's better to be Texas to be that bad without having anything to root for at QB.

Tier II - The "Best winless team ever" Uno

29.) Detroit Lions  =  0-10-1  (174-289)

The Lions may steer into truly being a terrible team, but for large stretches of this season they have been just plain bad instead of awful. They've lost now three times on last second field goals, one being a 66-yarder. They've had leads late in games. They've come really close to winning a few games. I actually like Dan Campbell and hope he gets more time to prove himself here. There's just so little talent to play up, with so much needed on both lines, at the skill positions and maybe QB.

Tier III - The "Yeah, they're just bad" Trio

28.) Atlanta Falcons  =  5-6  (199-302)

27.) Chicago Bears  =  4-7  (179-254)

26.) Seattle Seahawks  =  3-8  (209-226)

The Falcons are shockingly in the playoff race with their five wins, and looking at their schedule getting to 8 may be a possibility, but my word is that not a playoff ready team. The defense is crumbling, Matt Ryan has a combination of mediocre targets (aside from Kyle Pitts) and poor protection. They would be one of the worst playoff teams ever. The Bears are probably too far from the playoffs and just playing out a string before inevitably firing Matt Nagy, and maybe Ryan Pace. The interesting one here is Seattle. By point differential they are mediocre, rather than bad, but by all accounts they are just bad with Wilson still spraying passes since comign back from his injury, the defense having a high-variance set of results that normally errs to the bad side. The question is are Pete Carroll's days numbered or do they give him a mulligan for his first truly bad season there since 2011.

Tier IV - The "Almost dead spoilers" Trio

25.) New Orleans Saints  =  5-6  (257-249)

24.) Carolina Panthers  =  5-7  (236-253)
23.) Miami Dolphins  =  5-7  (234-279)

I feel bad for the Saints - had Jameis Winston not torn his ACL they are very likely a playoff team, if not maybe still alive for the division given their head-to-head win over Tampa. Instead Trevor Siemian is lost, and still somehow a better option than throwing Taysom Hill and his millions out there. The Panthers renaissance lasted a week before Newton looked like a guy who was sitting out for ten weeks and now McCaffrey is out for the year. The Dolphins suddenly are 3-1 in their last four games, and Tua looks far better despite still having such issues with protection. The Dolphins are still nowhere near good enough to win against good teams (random 40 zero-blitzing aside), but it is somewhat nice they're a bit alive.

Tier V - The "In theory alive, but not" Quadro

22.) New York Giants  =  4-7  (202-253)

21.) Pittsburgh Steelers  =  5-5-1  (224-267)

20.) Washington Football Team  =  5-6  (229-282)

19.) Philadelphia Eagles  =  5-7  (304-273)

I don't think these four teams are really in it - despite the Football Team being your current #7 seed in the NFC, and the Steelers being half a game back of a playoff spot. The Giants are still good enough to play most teams close, and their defense finally having a great game like they used to from 2020 was a nice plus. I don't see it with Pittsburgh at this point, particularly with their secondary and defense really struggling last few weeks. The Football Team is intriguing becuase they've settled into a fairly nice offensive rhythm with Heinicke but 'nice offensive rhythm' still put up just 17 points against Seattle. Finally the Eagles probably have too many losses at this point, but much like the 2016 Eagles strong 7-9 season gave way to a great 2017 season, we could be seeing something similar here.

Tier VI - The "Middle mess of the AFC" Quadro

18.) Las Vegas Raiders  =  6-5  (259-295)

17.) Cleveland Browns  =  6-6  (254-267)

16.) Denver Broncos  =  6-5  (228-196)
15.) Los Angeles Chargers  =  6-5  (273-293)

The AFC is a jumbled mess in terms of the wild card, as so happens when the bottom of the conference is so bad to stuff up the middle. I don't think any of these four teams are any good, and there is a decent chance none of them make the playoffs. The Raiders offense has valiantly stayed decent after losing both Gruden and Ruggs, but the defense is still a mess. The Browns offense is equally a mess - at some point we have to see if Mayfield can play in a non rollout/McVay type offense, because he's just so limited in it. The Broncos and Chargers are both teams that should be better than their record. It is worrying how much Herbert seems to have plateaued. Granted, this is year-2 for him, but he's becoming more susceptible to pressure as the season has gone on.

Tier VII - The "Is it time to revisit Stafford trade?" Uno

14.) Los Angeles Rams  =  7-4  (299-263)

We all so happily proclaimed the genius of Sean McVay and the Stafford trade through their 7-1 start, especially with their earlier win over the Buccaneers. But ever since they had the falling out with DeSean Jackson, this team just hasn't shown up. The Packers loss was not really any closer than the losses to the 49ers and Titans before it. The offense cannot make room for Kupp without defenses having to worry about Jackson's speed and Robert Wood's brilliance. More worrying honestly is a defense that hasn't integrated Von Miller one bit. Donald is his normally great self but the pass rush that he unleashed on the edges is sorely missing.

Tier VIII - The "Better than their record" Trio

13.) Minnesota Vikings  =  5-6  (281-276)
12.) Indianapolis Colts  =  6-6  (340-283)
11.) San Francisco 49ers  =  6-5  (280-248)

The Vikings and 49ers played a nice close game of two teams that looked, and have played, a lot better than their records entering the game (5-5 vs. 5-5). The Vikings offense has a lower floor than it should, but generally has succeeded at protecting Cousins. The 49ers offense is humming with Garoppolo, and while the defense is more high variance than it used to be with Salah, there is enough talent there to lock down most teams. The Colts are an interesting one. They're one of the higehst scoring teams in teh NFL. Wentz has played well. They from a down-to-down perspective outplayed Tampa, a week after killing the Bills. They have little to no margin for error in terms of making the playoffs, but they might be the best non-division winner (AFC East excluded).

Tier IX - The "Worse than their record, probably..." Duo

10.) Cincinnati Bengals  =  7-4  (309-226)

9.) Tennessee Titans  =  8-4  (304-290)

It might be unfair to say that either team is worse than their record. The Bengals have a few blowout wins on their ledger, and a +83 point differential through 11 games is right on track with a very good team. Of course they have some really bad losses as well. The Titans point differential is bad, but they also gave New England a decent game for three quarters missing basically half their above average starters. The Titans bye comes at the right time as they need Brown and Jones back immediately to pose any real threat. Luckily for them the Bucs beat Indianapolis, or that division would look somewhat tempting. The Bengals have a very tough schedule to close this out, though with four remaining home games. They have to hope I'm wrong in my assessment or a 10-7 or 9-8 record is very viable.

Tier X - The "Good, but I have questions" Duo

8.) Dallas Cowboys  =  7-4  (326-250)

7.) New England Patriots  =  8-4  (336-190)

The Cowboys are an excellent team, but I do wonder if the defense is a bit too injured (and too dependent on a rookie in Micah Parsons who may hit a wall?), and the offense too dependent on players currently out to make a real long term run. That division is theirs but there is value in being a #2 seed, somethikng they need to probably close out no worse than 5-1 to manage. For the Patriots, the six-game win streak has been impressive - especially a defense that is resembling the 2019 unit that ruled the NFL for a half season. Before I really crown them I do want to note how limiting their offense is, how little trust Belichick seems to have in it (punting on 4th and manageable more than any other team), and how spotty their record is against the few good teams they've played to date. This week against Buffalo is a huge test.

Tier XI - The "Is a rematch silently inevitable?" Duo

6.) Kansas City Chiefs  =  7-4  (281-250)
5.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers  =  8-3  (347-253)

There's a lot of talk this week about the prospect of a Patriots vs. Buccaneers Super Bowl - a truly mind-numbing prospect indeed - one where I would root for New England. What I do wonder however is while that seems tempting, more distressingly is the prospect of a rematch. The Chiefs are now just a game back of the #'1 seed (granted with a head to head loss to Baltimore). The defense has quietly been very good for a month now, especially after just moving Chris Jones inside. Mahomes is still nowhere near as explosive as usual but he's learning to be more patient with the 8-12 yard games. The Chiefs are rounding into form at the right time, much like maybe the 2020 Bucs did. As for the 2021 unit, the offense has been a bit underwhelming a few weeks in a row now (yes, this is true even after scoring 38 points), but that defense is starting to get a more consistent pass rush. That is needed given the secondary issues they've had this year.

Tier XII - The "Class? of the AFC?" Duo

4.) Baltimore Ravens  =  8-3  (263-240)
3.) Buffalo Bills  =  7-4  (326-182)

In theory these are the two best teams in the AFC. I'll still give Buffalo a nod over the Patriots but obviously that trust will be put to the test this upcomign Monday. I just find their body of work a bit more sustainable. The Ravens body of work is bizarre, the current #1 seed despite just a +23 point differential. Lamar didn't seem 100% but that defense has been able to recover from that thrashing the Bengals put on them. The continued integratoin of Perriman into the offense will help alleviate some of the pressure on Brown and Andrews as well.

Tier XIII - The "Class of the NFC!" Duo

2.) Green Bay Packers  =  9-3  (283-242)
1.) Arizona Cardinals  =  9-2  (310-202)

The Packers point differential will always be harmed by their week 1 abberation - and giving up late garbage TDs to the Rams and the like. But that defense has been quite good for most of the season, with Rashaan Gary really coming into his own. The secondary has played well despite having to integrate new players. The defense is better than the unit from last year. The offense isn't as good as last year's unit, but Rodgers's connection with non-Adams receivers continues to improve week over week. For the Cardinals, I feel like it's been a while since we really saw them - and of course its been over a month since we have with Kyler. We should be set to see them take off with Kyler, Nuke back and a defense that is doing some great work under Vance Joseph. They have a very 2015 Panthers or 2017 Eagles vibe where at some point the team that got off to the super hot start is just really that good.

Looking Ahead to Next Week's Games

Byes: Green Bay Packers (9-3), Tennessee Titans (8-4), Carolina Panthers (5-7), Cleveland Browns (6-6)

14.) New York Giants (4-7)  @  Miami Dolphins (5-7)  (1:00 - FOX)

I call it "Bad vs Bad" Sunday, 

13.) Minnesota Vikings (5-6)  @  Detroit Lions (0-10-1)  (1:00 - CBS)
12.) Philadelphia Eagles (5-7)  @  New York Jets (3-8)  (1:00 - CBS)

11.) Jacksonville Jaguars (2-9)  @  Los Angeles Rams (7-4)  (4:05 - FOX)

I call it "Bad vs Mediocre" Sunday,

10.) Indianapolis Colts (6-6)  @  Houston Texans (2-9)  (1:00 - CBS)

9.) Washington Football Team (5-6)  @  Las Vegas Raiders (6-5)  (4:05 - FOX)

I call it "I just don't care" Sunday, 

8.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-3)  @  Atlanta Falcons (5-6)  (1:00 - FOX)

7.) Arizona Cardinals (9-2)  @  Chicago Bears (4-7)  (1:00 - FOX)
6.) Dallas Cowboys (7-4)  @  New Orleans Saints (5-6)  (TNF - NFLN)

I call it "Trap Game City" Thursday and Sunday, 

5.) San Francisco 49ers (6-5)  @  Seattle Seahawks (3-8)  (4:25 - CBS)

4.) Baltimore Ravens (8-3)  @  Pittsburgh Steelers (5-5-1)  (4:25 - CBS)

I call it "Kicking them when they're down" Sunday, 

3.) Denver Broncos (6-5)  @  Kansas City Chiefs (7-4)  (SNF - NBC)

I call it "Suddenly interesting game!?" Sunday, 

2.) Los Angeles Chargers (6-5)  @  Cincinnati Bengals (7-4)  (1:00 - CBS)

I call it "Dance of the 2nd Tier AFC Teams" Sunday, 

1.) New England Patriots (8-4)  @  Buffalo Bills (7-4)  (MNF - ESPN)

I call it "Maybe good enough to not want to watch the Manningcast?...." Monday, 

Thoughts of India

Last week I went to India - my first full trip there in four and a half years. 'Full' meaning the trip encompassed more than just Mumbai and was built on a reason beyond just a late-year mileage run. Granted, the low cost of the ticket, booked first in March 2020, right after the pandemci started, contributed to me dealing with 15 hours of masked flying (twice). So was allure of going back, visiting family, some of whom had it far worse as int hte past 12 months India went through multiple waves of lockdowns, some so brutal that had daily curfews put at 4pm in Mumbai for a few months. That was setting the stage. It most certainyl wouldn't be a normal trip. 

I'll start with Mumbai primarily because it wasn't as 'new'. I had done short trips, work related, to Mumbai in 2018 and 2019. In the case of Mumbai the differences were stark in that it still isn't normal. Stuff shuts by midnight with an unofficial, but official, daily curfew there. The day I landed my cousin and i went out around 11:15 to Leopold Cafe - one of the sites attacked in the 2008 attacks - and it was nearly empty. In time I would learn this had more to do with it being during Diwali, but still, it was a sight.

Mumbai itself was in good form - hot but dry, somewhat livable with a cool breeze coming from the water in Colaba. I spent my three or so days in Mumbai repeating a series of things I had done in the past, only this time masked. I'll give India credit on this, the locals are quite good on wearing masks. Now, most wear it below the nose, but it was a high rate of people wearing masks walking around outside, despite the heat and humidity.

Restaurants in Mumbai remained good as ever. I went to some of my old staples, from Mahesh Lunch Homes, with its great Mangalorean (my ancestral hometown) food. They have this great 'special' curry which is one dish with one red and one white curry, both a bit sweet. 

The next day I went to Bandra, a more 'modern' (not really, just more green) district of Mumbai. There houses some of my favorite restaurants in India, one being Candie's which is a lunch spot that serves amazing meat puffs and pastries (along with other food). and then O Pedro, which is a modern Goan restaurant opened by the late, great Floyd Cardoz.

Floyd Cardoz is an Indian masterchef (he literally won a season of Top Chef Masters) he tragically passed away very early in the COVID pandemic. His legacy lives on in both India and New York, and O Pedro was the first of two of his restaurants I went to. The dishes there are modern, but with classical Goan details - such as a Goan Sausage taco (incredible), lightly dusted fried fish, and chicken chili fry (the most 'traditional' of the dishes). O Pedro was excellent - our dinner at The Bombay Canteen, when of his other places, the next night was even better.

Bombay Canteen is in Parel, an area that perfectly encapsulates modern Mumbai, posh shopping malls with five star hotels and restarants built out of an area of the city still mostly poor. In this mix is The Bombay Canteen, which once again had 'modern' Indian food. The best dish, honestly one of the better things I've had in a long time, was the 'Tandoori Bone Marrow', which was charred bone marrow covered in some spices with a standard green chutney and tamarind dipping sauces.

Mumbai's nightlife was a bit muted, again with all places closing by midnight, but what it still has is the sense of a massive city, a real city, with neighborhoods and high-rises and a life blood that while is so differnet than most third wold cities, let alone first wold ones, but still makes sense.

Conversely, Bangalore doesn't make sense, but it is home to people I love and at various points within its ridiculously outsized urban sprawl (think Houston, but one without even the small true 'downtown' that Houston has). What Bangalore does has, to a maddeningly curious degree, is breweries. This brewery trend is not new - I wrote a post six and a half years ago after my Feb, 2015, trip ranking my favorites at the time. What is new is the audacious standard they all live up to now. 

We went to two breweries in my time in Bangalore, a city that lifted its 10pm lockdown literally two days before I arrived. My Aunt and Uncle (should say, young enouhg that they forced me years ago to call me by their first name) were eagerly awaiting for an excuse to go out, and they used it to take me to two of them. They could have picked any two, there are dozens. Literally dozens. He chose first The Bier Library and then Brahma Brew Werks, both were great more around the setting than the beer.

Not to say the beer is bad. the quality of hte beer isn't good, but it is both improved and well more varied (including Gose's and Porter's and things like that) over the years. What's really staggering about these places is the size and their popularity. Both of the two we went two are huge, multi level, open layour, places that even in covid times can sit hundreds of people. The ifrst we went to was on a Sunday Night and was packed when we got there around 9:30 and still somewhat crowded when we left around 12:15 (their last call). I have no idea how sustainable this is, but what is really clear is these places are more for their crowd, their ambience, their popularity. I asked my Uncle if there were cocktail bars, speakeasy's, these tpyes of places. He said no, though a lot of people come to the breweries but have cocktails. I think at some point the drink options will get more varied, but for now beer rules Bangalore.

What also rules Bangalore is good weather (though it's been a relatively wet year)- as it was a calm 65-75 every day. It also has good food, if not as prominent as the restaurants in Mumbai. Great South Indian food - my daily dosa breakfast was a delight to return to for the first time in five years. It's also a surprisngly green cities in areas - and maybe its still a by-product of COVID, but I found the traffic and urban maw of Bangalore far more reasonable to deal with this time around. Maybe time away makes the heart grow fonder.

I mentioned at the top I made quick pit stops to Mumbai in 2018 and 2019, and while I'm usually against repeating trips (Cape Town excluded), I do wonder if this weekly sojourn to my homeland can't be a more frequent occurrence. There's a ceratin charm in India, and a certain modernity once you look past some of the dirt and look for the beauty. 

NFL 2021: Week 11 Power Rankings & The Rest

32.) Houston Texans  =  1-8  (128-158)

31.) Jacksonville Jaguars  =  2-7  (149-232)

30.) New York Jets  =  2-7  (161-296)
29.) Detroit Lions  =  0-8-1  (150-260)

28.) Miami Dolphins  =  3-7  (177-252)
27.) Chicago Bears  =  3-6  (150-224)
26.) Atlanta Falcons  =  4-5  (178-263)
25.) XXXXXXXXXX
24.) New York Giants  =  3-6  (179-216)
23.) Washington Football Team  =  3-6  (185-246)

22.) Seattle Seahawks  =  3-6  (181-186)
21.) Denver Broncos  =  5-5  (200-183)

20.) Cleveland Browns  =  5-5  (231-241)

19.) Philadelphia Eagles  =  4-6  (257-231)

18.) Indianapolis Colts  =  5-5  (268-230)

17.) Las Vegas Raiders  =  5-4  (210-230) 
16.) Minnesota Vikings  =  4-5  (221-211)
15.) Carolina Panthers  =  5-5  (205-193)
14.) Los Angeles Chargers  =  5-4  (219-228)
13.) Pittsburgh Steelers  =  5-3-1  (177-185)

12.) New Orleans Saints  =  5-4  (222-178)
11.) New England Patriots  =  6-4  (275-177)

10.) Cincinnati Bengals  =  5-4  (236-203)

9.) Kansas City Chiefs  =  6-4  (262-241)

8.) Baltimore Ravens  =  6-3  (231-217)

7.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers  =  6-3  (279-212)

6.) Arizona Cardinals  =  8-2  (289-189)
5.) Green Bay Packers  =  8-2  (216-180)
4.) Tennessee Titans  =  8-2  (278-232)
3.) XXXXXXXXX
2.) Dallas Cowboys  =  7-2  (284-195)
1.) Buffalo Bills  =  6-3  (280-135)

Looking Ahead to Next Week's Games

Byes: Denver Broncos (5-5), Los Angeles Rams (X-X)

15.) Miami Dolphins (3-7)  @  New York Jets (2-7)  (1:00 - CBS)

14.) San Francisco 49ers (X-X)  @  Jacksonville Jaguars (2-8)  (1:00 - FOX)

13.) Detroit Lions (0-8-1)  @  Cleveland Browns (5-5)  (1:00 - FOX)

12.) Houston Texans (1-8)  @  Tennessee Titans (8-2)  (1:00 - CBS)

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5.) Indianapolis Colts (5-5)  @  Buffalo Bills (6-3)  (1:00 - CBS)
4.) Green Bay Packers (8-2)  @  Minnesota Vikings (4-5)  (1:00 - FOX)

3.) Pittsburgh Steelers (5-3-1)  @  Los Angeles Chargers (5-4)  (SNF - NBC)
2.) Cincinnati Bengals (5-4)  @  Las Vegas Raiders (5-4)  (4:05 - CBS)
1.) Dallas Cowboys (8-2)  @  Kansas City Chiefs (6-4)  (4:25 - FOX)

My 60 Favorite International Cities, Pt. 2: #30 - 1

 30.) Luang Prabang (2019)

There may be no better small three road town than Luang Prabang, a well manicured slice of Laotian heaven deep on the banks of the Mekong. The place is built for tourists, but expertly combines Western modernity in their restaurants and bars, and Eastern serenity. The amount of temples within this small town is truly incredible, all quite well adorned and decorated. The Laotian cuisine is always a hit. Much like another town on the list in El Calafate, its main street is so full of life. From what I know, unless you want to get really down and dirty, this is as good as Laos gets.

29.) Izmir (2007)

I don't know how I forgot about Izmir the umpteen times that I have done this. I loved my trip to Turkey and for a while only had Istanbul on the list. I finally remembered how much I loved Izmir when I went back and saw an album. It was a pristine coastal town, with unbelievably fresh seafood, a lot of interesting Capadoccian sites nearby, and just a cool air about it. The food and the fun alone put it well up in my mind - and also makes it a place I absolutely want to return to.


28.) Goa (2011 & 2013)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, my initial ranking of Goa was a little ridiculous. It was built off of an admittedly awesome trip to Goa in 2011, but that was a perfect storm. We were staying in the best part of Goa for a first timer who loves food on beaches at 2 AM. I was fresh off of an alcohol cleanse (which of course came after the opposite of an alcohol cleanse), and was greeted with $0.50 beer. Goa still has all those things, but I quickly realized upon my second visit that the area of Goa you stay in makes a huge difference. Stay too far South and you get isolated beaches, which I am sure are nice to some, but they don't have the same nightlife and food options littering the beach. Instead, they have litter littering the beach. Stay in the right part of Goa and it is amazing, the wrong part and it is merely OK. Still, it is unlike anything else in India, and for that it will always be in my part.


27.) Palermo (2019)

There's a few cities on this list I like for hard to describe reasons - be it Turin, or Krakow. Add Palermo to that list. The sites can basically be visited in barely more than a day, but the atmosphere and culture of Palermo can last a good week. The old town is one of the nicer ones I've gotten lost in, with so many bars and restaurants that spill out into the streets. As you approach the water, you get fancier, more upscale restuarants that could fit in Rome, Milan or any fancier city - but at small town prices. Palermo is also relatively untouched by tourism, the last vestige of true Italia.


26.) Paris (2006, 2018) 

There’s obviously a ton to see in Paris, and the city center around the Eifel Tower, on either side of River Sein, is beautiful. Paris is a probably a city that certain people would love, but I am not one of them. Of course, I liked it enough to put ahead of some damn good cities, mostly on the ridiculous amounts of things to see alone. I actually don’t remember much of my Paris trip, which is strange given its relative recency, but I do remember thinking one day in the Louvre was far from enough, and the city center of Paris containing some of the best architecture of any European city. **After going back in 2018, I can say I might be being harsh on Paris, but to me it is a slightly less great version of the other great European capitals like London, Madrid, Rome - unsurprisingly all higher up the rankings.

25.) Taipei (2019)

I should have figured that Taipei would be a really great city. Still, however, I was surprised by how well built, how green, how beautiful it was. The food was great, from beef noodle shops to fancy high-end restaurants. The bar scene was excellent, with a burgeouning craft beer culture was shocking. The tourism was great, with nice pagodas and temples tucked away all across the beautiful green city. If only the cuisine was slightly better Taipei would have ended up much higher. There's also a lot of hills and forests and greenery within an hour of the city in every direction. Taipei has so much going for it.


24.) Amman (2019)

If you really want to stretch the 90 minute rule, Amman includes all things from the amazing ruins of Jerash, to the edge of the Dead Sea. Between those things, you have a fantastic city, one of the more modern in the Arab world. It has one of the nicer market areas, a beautiful little stretch with a Roman Amphiteater behind a large, open square, to some great food. Amman is a large city, but surprisingly easy to get around, and is the one place within Jordan's limits that modernity reign.


23.) Berlin (2014)

Berlin is the only German city I've gone to as an adult, and from what I read it was a good one to pick. The city is sprawling, and has covered it's whole 'we had a giant wall' thing with some really modern buildings and a few nice memorials. But what it also hides is an incredible city. The main squares, or platzes are all incredible, including that entire stretch between the Brandenburg Gate, through the Tiergarten, and ending with the Berlin Island. There are various areas of the city with incredible churches, restaurants, bars (and bars, and bars) and historical buildings. The city houses some fascinating museums that touch on the long, varying history of Germany is a country. Berlin as a city is too big to do in 3 days like I did, but it is definitely alluring enough to go back.


22.) Tokyo (2013)

As a tourist, I don't care what the work and life culture are of the people in the city, and good thing, because if I did I may hate Tokyo. To see people in full suit in the subway at 11 PM coming home from work is jarring. But this isn't about any of that, it is about Tokyo the city, and it is a really fabulous metropolis. Tokyo is sprawling, in a way that makes New York seem small. There are really bustling regions like Shinjuku, really fun late night spots like Roppongi. There is a ton to see, and great food options. The food may be more corporate than traditional and homestyle in Tokyo, but that isn't all bad. The biggest complaint with Tokyo is just the size. It is so big that it is tiring to navigate at times, getting from one end to the other. Even with the reliability and the local JR Train lines, it takes time to get around. Good thing that most regions have enough to do to spend half a day there anyway. One last point, I thought Times Square was bright, until I went to Ginza.


21.) Vienna (2000 & 2009)

The 2^nd time I went to Vienna was on my high school’s Orchestra’s tour of Austria during my Senior year, and much of my high ranking for Vienna is based on that trip. There is a ton of history in Vienna, with the music scene being located there (Mozart and Beethoven’s houses), with the adjoining arts scene with a bevy of theatres. If you like classical music, then Vienna is heaven. I am including the adorable little town of …… where we performed, which was half an hour outside Vienna. The best part of Vienna is how modern it is. The city center has some of the largest streets and public squares of anywhere in Europe, with grand architecture all around. The food isn’t great, but it is no worse than Germany and Switzerland, and Austria is generally less expensive. It took a second trip to get acclimated with Vienna’s charms, but they are there, and plentiful.

20.) Granada (2001, 2021)

I'll admit, I have very limited memory of Granada - like I do with most of my trip to Spain and Portugal in 2001 (otherwise, Lisbon would probably be on this list). But from what I do remember of Granada, mainly around the magic that is the Alhambra. Granada also has great food (as does most of Andalusia), including amazing seafood and lamb. Spain itself is probably my favorite country to visit, and a large part of that is even outside is major metropoloses (which are good enough to both be in Top-10 for me) it has incredible gems with incredible history and culture. **After visiting in 2021, I'm justified in my original love of Granada. The Alhambra was as good the second time around, but the food even better. The great old town was just lovely to wander about, pick up tapas at their various tapas bars hidden down alleys with great seating spilling into the streets. That is Spain, so were teh wine bars, and even beer bars, in this beautiful little town.

19.) Lisbon (2021)

I truly don't know how in the many times I've done this exercise I've neglected to go with Lisbon as one of the cities. I first went there in 2001, I turned 10 in teh city. I remember liking it then, but definitely remembered it only moderately. Going back this past year was eye opening, from my newfound love of Natas, to the incredible food, to appreciating the views more than I would have earlier, to so much more. Lisbon also had great nightlife, even with the pangs of Covid still reverberating, with packed streets in Barrio Alto (where our AirBNB stupidly was...), to bars with live music and so much more. The food was excellent, the people were great. Sintra, just an hour away, was a fantastic little town with even more great views. I truly want to go back, Lisbon honestly can go higher after a few more trips.

18.) Bangkok (2003, 2013, 2019)

Here’s the gist of what I remember from Bangkok: nice Wats to see, incredible food, up all night, eating all the time. Bangkok is a food-lover’s paradise, especially for those who like Thai food. Bangkok is also close to areas where you can do all those Asia type things like ride elephants and see the jungle. The weather is surprisingly decent for a city in Southeast Asia, and from what I remember it is pretty easy to navigate. My thoughts regarding Bangkok have indeed changed with my one-plus day visit. The city is better than I remembered, with sprawling malls, an advanced metro system, and new urban centers. The weather isn’t quite as good, as it is still hard to get to different parts of the city, but the city center of Bangkok is about as good as any I’ve seen in Asia. ** After going again for a few days in 2018, my opinion of Bangkok is largely unchanged, but improved in a way. The food is great, particularly the soon to be closed Gaggan. There are some really nice districts. But what it lacks is the cleanliness and constant modernity of a Singapore.

17.) Mexico City (2014, 2018)

I put 2014 there, but I went to Mexico City two different times, staying in two different areas of that expansive, massive, festive city. Far safer than most areas of Mexico, La Cuidad is incredibly impressive. There are tons of historical sites, like the entire Zocalo, the Chapultepec, and La Reforma. Mexico City also has a wealth of food options, with incredibly authentic Mexican fare from around the country, including the incredible Oaxacan food. Really fun night spot as well. Mexico City blew me away also with its strange, mysterious beer culture. The City is a sprawling testament to how secretly, behind the dangerous cartels that line the exterior, the soft interior of Mexico is a gorgeous, cultural attraction that is bettered by so few cities. **After going again in 2018, I realize how much I missed out of Mexico City's overwhelming culture. The neighborhoods of Polanco and Condesa may some of the most cultured and serene in North America. The food scene is incredible, be it world class Pujol or the street taco vendors. Just an amazing city.


16.) Dubrovnik (2017)

My expectations were raised on Dubrovnik from a number of friends and families had already visited, and oh man was it great - matching everything I would have hoped for. Dubrovnik, like many cities that line my top half of the list, aren't huge sprawling metropolises, instead smaller, untouched little power-packs of culture and beauty. The actual structure of the town reminds me of a European Cape Town, with the old town and fort replacing the V&A Waterfront area, and the hills of the newer part of the city similar to East Cape Town, and the hills in hte background, fixed with their own version of Table Mountain, being, well, Cape Town's Table Mountain. The history in Dubrovnik is amazing, with the old town such a beautiful array of nooks and crannies, with steep stairs on alleys down to the water. Within it contains history, and amazing restaurants, and, of course, Game of Thrones. Dubrovnik is one of the gems of the Adriatic Sea, right there with the other great ports of the Mediterranean.


15.) London (1999, 2000, 2010, 2017 & 2018)

I probably should just go to London more, because both my Dad and my Sister, who lived there, swear by London as an incredible city. But again, I’m not ranking this by how livable they are, but how good they are as tourist destinations. London definitely has enough to see, including the nicely compact Royal stuff (palace, parliament, other stuff), and a neatly packed city center (West End, Trafalgar Square, other stuff I’m forgetting), but it is a little too big. It’s subway system is clean, but doesn’t have the expansiveness that it needs (something I give huge credit to the NYC Subway System for, no matter how dirty it is). Of course, it is damn expensive, and the weather is mostly lousy. It may get better with more trips, but I think London is too big for its own good, and a little too confused, as it tries to be both Rome and New York. **So I went here in 2017, and really have nothing more to add. I think what I wrote back then is more or less accurate. In the end, being in any English speaking city outside of the US just doesn't seem as foreign & exciting.


14.) Cusco (2016)

Full disclosure, I'm cheating by including Machu Picchu as one of the associated sites of Cusco, which is a large part of the reason it places so high. Machu Picchu is a spectacular tourist attraction, from teh never-ending views of Hauranya Picchu's face, to the cascaiding hills on every side, to the great hikes. When you peel back to Cusco proper, it remains a great secondary city, a South American, high altitude version of Krakow (next on the list). The food is great, with so many small, but fine quality, restaurants. It has a vibrant restaurant and bar scene, and quite a bit of tourism locally, including other Incan ruins near the city limits. Finally, the altitude, as Cusco us probably the highest city that is easily and heavily visited. Plus, I owe a lot to the Loki Hostel, a wondrous place of Blood Bombs and fun.

13.) Krakow (2014)

By rule I like smaller cities over sprawling ones. Well, while there are expanses to Krakow that extend in all directions, almost everything worth seeing in the city is in a 10x10 block radius circling the best city square (Rynek Glowny) I have seen in Europe. When you get a city that has (their claim) more bars per capita than any in the world, combine that with amazing open space and roadside/streetside restaurants, and an economy that does not use the Euro and is far cheaper than comparale cities in Western Europe, you get a pretty fantastic city. Also, you want history near its borders, you get Auschwitz about 2 hours away. Krakow is an incredible secondary city, arguably the best secondary city I've ever been to. The beer, food and endless beautiful women makes it Top-25; the sites, easily walkable goegraphy, and amazing history (Copernicus lived there too) makes it Top-10.

12.) Singapore (2012 & 2013)

Singapore is one of those places that has to be seen to be believed. There is no city any cleaner. There is no city as tightly situated while having enough external attractions. There is no city better built for a short stay. What doesn’t Singapore have? It has a theme park for kids. A bird park (highly recommended) and a night safari for kids and adults. It has a brand new casino for adults. It has a centralized bar/pub/club area near the waterfront. It has a preponderance of food from really, really cheap to really expensive. It has livable weather year-round. It also has the most interesting and enjoyable airport I’ve ever been to (there is a pool and gym that everyone can use for free in it!), and the cleanest, best organized subway system I’ve seen. So why is Singapore only #3? Because there isn’t that much to do, and Singapore’s not cheap enough to just sit around and eat/drink/do nothing. The sights have no historical resonance, and are replicated in other cities. Still, for a period less than a week, there is no better city to visit.

11.) Ho Chi Minh City (2019)

The great food, the wide open streets and lanes, the great balloons, the sights. Ho Chi Minh City was truly a perfect Southeast Asian retreat. The place is so full of joy and pride in their city, be it the pristinely conditioned temples, the French architecture. There are great museums and sights all over. What set Ho Chi Minh City apart for me was you get the food of a Bangkok, with the infrastructure and lack of traffic of a Europe - the city so well blending their French history and Asian sensibilities. The nightlife and food was truly incredible. If not for the weather (unavoidable in that part of the world) it probably would be Top-10 for me.


10.) Kyoto (2013)

Kyoto is the 3rd biggest City in Japan, but resembles so little of Tokyo (the biggest city) that makes it seem like a different country. Sure, the food options and the bustle is still there, but Kyoto, in some ways, is like a supersized Siem Reap. The real highlight of Kyoto is the ridiculous amounts of Temples and historical Japanese buildings. All of these are encircling the downtown area of Kyoto. Of course, that downtown is quite large, with beautiful malls, tall buildings with summer beer gardens (umlimited beer buffets for $30) and plentiful up-scale food options. Kyoto even has the most expansive Geisha area of Japan. Kyoto is the perfect city to experience what people's idea of Japan is, temples and pagodas and sushi, oh my!


9.) Rome (2003)

Speaking of Rome, history’s most famous city checks in next. I haven’t spent any time in Rome as an adult, but I don’t think Rome is the type of city that would change much from an adult’s perspective. It is good for its history and sites first, and if you like Italian cuisine, the food second. If you include the Vatican, and as a Catholic I do, in Rome, then there is even more to see, as you have two different parts of history, the formation of the Catholic Church in the awe-inspiring Vatican grounds near and inside St. Peter’s Basilica, and the Roman history which is very well kept up. I can’t remember how their public transport was, and we went in December, so the weather was bad, but I don’t think it is a very big city. And then there is that food. I don’t want personal biases like my ambivalence towards Italian food to sway this. Many do like Italian food, and the city is even better for those people. That said, what hurts Rome in my book is I think it is too dependent on the sites, and if you aren’t there on a religious pilgrimage, I can’t imagine the allure of going to Rome more than once.

8.) Athens (2010)

So Athens is very much like its historical partner, Rome, with a few less sites, a lot less crowds, less expensive, and with better weather. So does that whole equation spit out a better city? In my mind, it does. Part of this has to do with visiting Athens at the perfect time (19, during March) and Rome not (13, during December), but Athens has it all. It has a lot to see, but not so much that sightseeing takes over the trip. It has a city that is hard to navigate by car and by walking, but has an adequate subway system. It has excellent food, and a great environment that bursts with fun and enjoyment. Just a grand old time in Athens, as I’m sure it was 2,500 years ago.


7.) Sydney (2013) 

Take the weather and leisurely attitude of Australia, combine the waterfront facade of a Chicago, add some pub and club nightlife of any city in Europe and you get Sydney, a city that combines the great aspects of every major city I have been too. It doesn't have a true culture of its own which hurts it in my mind. What I really mean by that is, much like the problems I have with England, there are too many similarities to the US. You don't really feel you are in a foreign city too much. Of course, that all changes when you walk towards the Opera House, or go to the night spots with the Australians out partying, or eat great meats. Sydney is a wonderful city, probably the most livable of any in the Top-10 (of course, it is helped by being English-Speaking), but sometimes I would sacrifice livability for uniqueness, which is why it isn't any higher.

6.) Barcelona (2007, 2021)

I really want to go to Barcelona again, because it could easily be #1. All the ingredients are there. Pristine weather. A people who don’t care about life, making the tourist experience more fun. Good beaches within reach. Stuff to see. An airport that is easily reachable and a city that is easily maneuverable. My issues with Barcelona (other than my dislike for the Blaugrana) are simple. There isn’t a lot to see in terms of history, mainly because the Catalans want their own history so they destroyed or shunned any Spanish national history. Barcelona is a nice city in terms of seeing the sights for a day or two and then doing nothing the rest of the time, but I do want more from my cities. **Going back in 2021 didn't really change my opinion of Barcelona at all. It remains a great city, with a whole lot to see. Getting to see the Sagrada Familia more complete - in that you could go inside - was a nice touch. The food remained excellent, from random tapas bars, to nicer restaurants.**

5.) Santiago (2018)

Midway through my second day in Santiago, I started debating how high it would go. Honestly, on the initial drive to the airport, through beautiful underground tunnels and well manicured streets, it earned its place on the list. Many great meals, multiple vibrant and differing neighborhoods, enough sites to last you days, and a cleanliness of Europe and culture of the Americas, and Santiago morphed into a truly special city. You have views, like at the top of Santa Lucia Hill. You have museums. You have regal government buildings. The restaurants are amazing, going from good street food to world class tasting menus. The competing Barrio Italia, with its Portland-esque vibe, and Barrio Bellavista, with fun bar after fun bar, add the neighborhood vibe as well. It all mixed to a truly brilliant city.



4.) Jerusalem (2018)

Religion's most important city remains the best new city I've been to since I last wrote this piece. I'm floored by how much I enjoyed every aspect of Jerusalem. The obvious important religious sites were incredible, but the food spots in the city, the areas in the old town that are disconnected to religion, the great beer bar tucked inside the great Mahane Yehuda market. All of it was excellent. If I spend more time in Tel Aviv, maybe I add that to the list to, but for Jerusalem, it was a perfect mix of history and culture. Truly, the religious sites are so enormous in their gravity it is hard to not be astounded, even for someone who is practicing but not necessarily devout. The energy in the city is just tremendous - helps we went around Christmas of course. It was a perfect mix of circumstances, but it was just incredible from start to finish, a perfect mix of first world  luxuries and historical beauty. 

3.) Istanbul (2007)

Istanbul is kind of a secret still, but there is really nothing to complain about. It has a waterfront, an easily accessible city center, a lot to see (the palaces, the Bosphuros, the Red & Blue Mosques). Istanbul also has a brilliant food scene, with both Muslim and Meditterannean influences but all sorts of bases (including a ton of seafood). There is little to separate any of the cities this high in the list. My only knock on Istanbul would be the public transport is lacking without a proper Subway (this could have changed since my last visit). Overall, Istanbul combines the palate and affordability of Asia, with the energy and cleanliness of Europe, the best of both worlds.


2.) Cape Town (2013, 2016, 2018, 2020)

I've been wondering whether doing Cape Town first helped increase my perceptions of it. I was at my most curious and excited at the start of the trip. Then, I remember everything amazing about Cape Town, like the incredible scenery and breathtaking views, the active harbor and Long Street areas (for the youngsters among us), the great food of every type and the wine region to one side with the Cape of Good Hope below it. Cape Town is a special place on the total other side of the word (laterally speaking). I've really never been any place quite like it, which is why I want to go back there more than any place in the world.


1.) Madrid (2001, 2010, 2018, 2021)

I’ll never forget Madrid. It was where I turned 10 years old, in April of 2001. It was where I saw my first naked woman in real life, as I saw two nude woman near the pool in Madrid (given my age and their age, this wasn’t a good thing). It was where I first traveled alone, and where I learned the inherent joy of visiting a place a 2^nd time. Barcelona might be more ‘fun’, but I can’t think of a place that combines everything I want from a city more than Madrid. Madrid has a dependable airport, and a dependable subway system. More than that, the city is small enough in its center that you can easily walk from the Prado side on the East, to the Palace on the West and not break a sweat. It has some of Spain’s best museums. There is more than enough to see. And, of course, you are still very much in Spain. It isn’t as relaxed as Barcelona, but is just as Spanish, with open squares, easy food and drink,  a lot of youngsters (and a lively area for them at night). This wasn’t a criteria, but a lot of people speak English there to boot. Madrid is basically a perfect city. Small enough to walk, with enough sites to not get bored, enough food to not go hungry, and a relaxed, but not too relaxed nature that you won’t ever get tired of doing nothing for an afternoon or two.

My 60 Favorite International Cities, Pt. 1: #60 - 31

 I like that this is a living, breathing document since I first wrote my Top-20 cities back in 2013. Anyway, we're up to 70-now, and in reality, if I remembered more about my trips in 1999-2001 to Europe, I probably could have added quite a bit more.

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The last time I did this was in 2015, and since then I've added a few more cities to the list. Not as many as you would think, but enough to warrant another go at it. I didn't have 5 more to add, but a couple and I'm really opposed to dropping anything off, so I'm just going to go to 32.

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The last time I did this was late in 2013, following my Round the Trip world. I don't know why I'm choosing now to update the list, but it is now expanded to 30 cities, and adds four new places that I've visited the last two years, and then an additional forgotten gem from my Round the World Trip.

Again, these are ranked as cities I would visit (all of them I have visited), not where I would live. I would live in Geneva, but probably not visit again because there isn’t much to do, it is cold, and some other reasons. There are places that I wish I could rank because from what I’ve heard from family/friends that have been there they seem really good, like Moscow, Berlin and Hamburg, and when I visit them, I will update this list. Also irrelevant is the ease of getting to this city. Singapore isn’t hurt because it is the farthest commonly visited location from NYC than any other place, and London isn’t helped because it is 6 hours away.

A city includes sites and destinations that are a reasonable distance away, so Barcelona won’t get credit for the Playas that are 2-3 hours away (and are closer to Valencia), and Athens won’t get credit for Ephesus which is 3 hours away, but London would get credit for Stratford (or whatever it’s called where Shakespeare is from, or Oxford – and Rome gets credit for the Vatican, which for being a different country, is totally part of Rome) which is reasonably close.

60.) Da Lat (2013)

The little hamlet high above the Vietnamese hills, Da Lat was probably the most pleasant surprise of any place on my trip. The city itself is modeled after European cities, with parks, downtown circles and even a model Eiffel Tower. The surrounding areas houses more traditional Vietnamese fair, like temples, Buddhas, waterfalls and even roller coasters, all underneath a cool mountain air. Da Lat's hills hide many nice restaurants, bars and clubs. It isn't nearly as loud or as famous as Ho Chi Minh, Nha Trang or Hanoi, but Da Lat may be the most pure mix of Asia and Europe that I have seen. Also, it has an incredibly nice airport given the just six flights that fly there each day.



59.) Kuala Lumpur (2013)

Our first day in Kuala Lumpur, I hated it. We didn't really plan much to do and aimlessly went around. The second day, where we had a plan, it became a lot better. There are a few standout sites, like the Menara KL, the Petronas Towers, the Bird Park. The food was excellent, from down home Malaysian cooking, to fancier places. The shopping is quite nice. There are myriad cooler cities in Southeast Asia, but when you give KL a chance, it really starts to shine.


58.) Phuket (2013)

I was sick for most of my time in Phuket, but the one day I was healthy was excellent, seeing the Phang Nga Bay (about 90 minutes from Phuket, but I'll count it). It was a beautiful bay, with so many incredible rocks and lagoons and caves. The town itself of Phuket is pristine sand and sunsets and everything you would expect, with solid Thai food. It's a beach town, which for me isn't all that exciting, but it is probably the best version of a beach town out there.


57.) Warsaw (2014)

Warsaw may have gone higher had I spent more time there, but like many other European countries, the capital is often a bit too commercial, a bit too gray, than the smaller pearls of cities (like Krakow, for Poland). Warsaw has some great sites, like its main street and clock tower, the palace, and I'm sure a whole host of others I forgot about or didn't have time to visit, but it is a bit lost in a city a bit too big for its own good. The food is decent, but what I really want to commend is its bar scene. There were some great gastropubs and beer bars that littered across the Warszawa Central district.


56.) Belgrade (2017)

In 20 years, Belgrade may deserve a spot well up this list, but for now for a city on the rise it gets on. For advantages, Belgrade is cheap, it houses some nice history, really good restaurants, and a great bar and club scene. For negatives, none of these things are marketed well enough. Belgrade should continue to grow, and as it does it will replace dirty streets with cleaner ones, complete the renovation on its main church, and just overall work on the edges. Then again, I kind of like a city that can still have cool ass floating clubs with affordable bottle service.


55.) Hong Kong (2003)

Hong Kong has little to do in terms of historical sights. With a couple countries claiming ownership of Hong Kong, they have done a nice job removing any ties to any country. Still, it has arguably the best skyline in the world (though after the new WTC complex is finished in all its glory, NYC will have a good claim to that spot), and being situated in front of and on a mountain gives it some excellent views. Their airport in universally hailed as great, and the gambling capital of Asia (Macau) is just a ferry ride away. But still, picking a place to be higher than 15^th given its total lack of history, or its lack of any particular brand of brilliance other than its propensity to build really tall buildings just feels wrong.


54.) Penang (2013)

There are positives and negatives to Penang, and depending how important the positives are relative to the negatives to you, Penang could rise or fall on your rankings. Personally, food and culture are really important to me, and Penang has both in spades. It may be a little overrated with food, but the seafood night markets that litter both Georgetown (the main city) and the beaches (all within an hour or so from Georgetown) are wonderful. The Nyonya food in Penang is far better than that in Kuala Lumpur. There is enough to see, including a nice little trek in Georgetown to some interesting historical buildings (the Cheong Fat Tze is a nice highlight). Of course, Penang is also very crowded, slightly dirty and the beaches themselves are quite barren. In the end, I find this fair for what I still consider a great eating spot.


53.) Positano (2019)

Positano may have ranked differently if we went a week later - after the start of their 'busy season'. Maybe it would have ended up higher because that's how most people see Positano, or maybe lower because the crowds and prices would have been unbearable. Anyway, Positano might be one of the prettiest towns I've ever visted, with incredible views from all directions, whether up top looking down and across, or down at sea level looking up to waves and waves of houses. Positano also had a slew of nice restaurants, shops and tourism fare, be it hikes or boating. Positano is also well connected to a bunch of other Amalfi Coast towns, be it Amalfi or Sorrento or otherwise. Nice town, but a bit too overpriced and popular (in the busy season, at least).


52.) Parma (2015)

Italy is the one country where I would love to just visit a lot of their secondary cities. Parma was a fantastic little slice of Italia. The food was excellent, and the eponymous cheese was even better. The balsamic was the cherry on top. Yes, Parma is almost fully a food tourism place. It also was a beautiful little town, replete with nice lanes serving drinks and good times late until the night. I wish I got more time in Parma to experience the life in the city.


51.) Cairo (2018)

My ranking of Cairo definitely includes Giza (about 30-60 min away, depending on traffic), and Saqqara, and adding to those two pyramid and druin complexes, if you add in the Egyptian Museum, Cairo has some truly top notch sites. Of course, my view of cities go beyond sites, and that is where Cairo starts to struggle, be it the lack of truly great food, the restrictive nightlife that puts most fun places out of the reach of solo travelers (the old 'couples only' rule). These things are important to me, particularly the food aspect, and Cairo doesn't stack up. It does with key sites though, and when you add in some nice neighborhoods, there is a chance I am being unfair here.


50.) Jaipur (2013)

I hated traveling in India in my limited tourist experience in India prior to Rajasthan. First was Agra, where the Taj was nice but completely offset by the filth of Agra. Kerala was a mess. Given those two, was not too excited to be going to Rajasthan, but I have to say it was great. Jaipur is slightly too touristy, with most of the city, at least as far as I could tell, built off Forts, Palaces, strange Astronomical objects, and of course shopping. For pure tourism, it is probably the best city in India, even if it gets a bit too hot at times.


49.) Johannesburg (2016, 2018)

I've flown into and out of Johannesburg three different times, but spent a total of one night and about two days in the city, seeing a few of the main sites, but in reality not enough to get a real true sense of the city. What Joburg does have are some nice sites like the Apartheid Museum, a few gentrified neighborhoods, some classy foods and areas, the nice lion safari on its outskirts. The negatives are its sheer size (it takes forever to get from place to place), and the danger. Now, that danger part is being unfair - Cape Town has a higher murder rate, though most of that is localized into slums - but when you drive through posh districts and suburbs and every street has barbed wire it gives a less than stellar impression.


48.) Munich (2000 & 2009)

I have a strange history with quite a few international cities, and Munich is another one. I had both my 9^th and 18^th Birthday in Munich (in related news, I’m pretty sure where you can find me on April 7^th, 2018). The first during my initial trip to that part of the world, and the 2^nd on the penultimate day of our Orchestra’s tour of Austria (we flew out of Munich). Berlin is supposedly a great, modern city, but out of all the cities I have been to in Germany, Munich is by far the best. It is incredibly modern, and getting increasingly so, with modern architecture abound. It is the only European city with a skyline that can compare to those in the US (not a crucial factor, but still nice). The downside is there is little to see and that German food isn’t that good. Either way, Munich will always be the place to spend any birthday that is a multiple of nine, and for that alone, it gets on the list.


47.) Hanoi (2019)

If we average out the mess present at times in its clustered old town and the beauty of its large West Lake area, you get a truly great city. Hanoi is a bit more staid than its Vietnamese colleague in the South (further up the list), but it still has its charm. The lakes throughout city create a more atmosphere and some truly stunning temples and pagodas. The food, as it surely is thrughout Vietnam, is excellent. The beer flows well. There's nothing wrong with teh city, but there's no one feature that sets it apart.


46.) Siem Reap (2013)

Siem Reap is a one-stop town, in that the only real thing to see there is Angkor Wat, but do you know what (excuse the pun), that is enough to get it a spot on the list. Looking back at my time there, even the town itself of Siem Reap is quite nice - good restaurants, nice bars, enough to do when not lollygagging around the Angkor Wat complex. Anyway, that's not to say that it would be ranked had Angkor Wat been there. Angkor Wat is one of the better two day tourism sites I've ever been to, a parade of amazing history. It's an added bonus that they've developed the town enough to make the nights fun as well.


45.) Punta Arenas (2017)

It's odd that none of the Patagonia cities are that close to the sites that surround those areas, so they were hard to judge. Punta Arenas is probably the most substantial town of the three we visited, with an actual down-town, with nice ornate buildings and squares, The best part of the city is an unexplainable sense of being so far away from home, from anywhere, with Punta Arenas being the Southernmost city of more than 50,000 people. There are of course some nice restaurants and bars, and a good mix of locals and tourists, which created a nice atmosphere as well. Of course, with the Tierra del Fuego and Isla Magdalena Penguins within driving distance, the tourism isn't too bad either.


44.) Florence (2003)

I’ll admit that Florence should probably be higher on this list, but it is my list of favorite cities that I would recommend. This is a strange combination, because personal favorites are wholly subjective, while cities that you recommend should be somewhat objective. Anyway, my problem with Florence is I’m not really into art, and if you aren’t than there is little to do in Florence. If you like art, specifically really detailed portraits from the renaissance era, then you will love Florence. If you don’t, then it will be something of a bore to a disappointment.

43.) Udaipur (2013)

Our first new city on the list is my 2nd Indian city on the list. As somehow who hated traveling in India, picking a city that is in one of the hottest areas in the country, and a city I visited during their hot dry season, this high might seem surprising. Well, I can't recommend Udaipur, along with Rajasthan as a hole, enough. The city has some beautiful scenery being built on a far more hilly area of the country than you would expect. They have famous lakes that hold famous hotels built on famous castles. They have nice food and street shows that line the corridors of the inner city. THere's the strange love for the movie Octopussy, where screenings are shown nightly. There's a beautiful palace inside the city. And I'll stretch my 'sites withing 1.5 hours count' rule by saying that the Jain Temple at Ranakpur was incredible - and in any modern country it would be within 1.5 hours.


42.) Split (2017)

Both of my two new cities are coastal Croatian outposts, and first comes the bigger of the two cities, in Split. There is so much to like about Split, be it the sprawling old town with enough sites and small alleys lined with shops and restaurant to keep you busy way too long, or the modern clubs and restaurants, or the sites from its hills. I guess in theory I can include the island of Hvar as well as that is within a 1-hour boat ride away, which adds beautiful beaches and mountains to this as well. Split as a whole might be a little too commercialized - they had a lot of stalls selling the normal tourist fares that aren't always appreciated, but the city truly is a beautiful slice of culture deep in Croatia. I do love how varied the drink and food scene is there as well.


41.) Lima (2016)

Lima has a few things going for it. First, its culinary brilliance, with two restaurants ranking in the Top 10 in the World per San Pelligrino's list (the most accepted of that type of list), one being Maido, a Japanese-Peruvian sensation. The sites aren't the best, few major cities are in retrospect, with a few museums and halls. The real sites of Lima are the whisping cliffs, the shops and the eclectic nightlife. The best South American cities combine Andean views with European charms, and few big ones do it better than Lima.


40.) El Calafate (2017)

I have a few inexplicable choices on this list, and El Calafate, a more or less one-road town, might be at the top of those odd choices. I mean, literally 95% of the restaurants and shops are either on, or right off of, the main road. Of course, those restaurants and shops are fantastic, a great number of restaurants with fine Argentinean fare (Parilla's, and more earthern restraurants). Of course, the bars are great as well, from chic library-style cocktails, to an American craft beer oasis. However, none of that would place it on this list, but the irreplaceable Perito Moreno does. One of the greatest tourist joys of my life was walking around and then on that amazing, stunning glacier. A perfect mix of blues and whites, cascading chalks of ice, and the hoth-like conditions when traversing its face. All of it special.


39.) Aswan (2018)

Sadly, I can't list 'The Nile Cruise' as a city, because combining Luxor, Esna, Edfu and Aswan would probably deserve quite a higher spot. However, only the last of those (Edfu) is probably within the 90 minute range. Aswan is a nice city, with open streets, nice restaurants and hotels off of the Nile, architectural marvels both new (the Aswan Dam) and old (Phillae temple complex and Elephantine Island). When you add in the sites within its radius, it starts to glow as Egypt's less cluttered jewel.



38 & 37.) Prague/Budapest (2000)

These two are kind of blended together for me. I visited them essentially right after each other, both 13 years ago so my memory of each is a little hazy. I remember both for mainly positives. They are both beautiful cities, with lovely rivers running through them. They have some stuff to see, but not a whole lot. They are more affordable than the major cities in Western Europe, which is a plus (but also English –at least then – is not very transferrable to there). Budapest has some great food (Goulash!), while Prague is a pilgrimage for Catholics.


36.) Turin (2015)

I was close to picking Parma, as then I could include the Parma cheese factories, but picking Turin allows me to count the Piedmont wine country, and those little towns that dot it. Turin the city though, is a understated version of how incredible Italy is. It has the requisite churches and squares, but also has the open palacial squares and river-fronts that you normally associate with other countries in Europe. It has some incredible little hamlets of food, with great options for eating throughout the day (some excellent tea joints). My favorite place in Turin actually wasn't one of the two main squares, but Piazza Vittorio Veneto, one that borders the river with an amazing view of the city behind it. It was the last place we went to in Turin, an incredible capper to an unexpected amazing day in a great city.

35.) Melbourne (2013)

Melbourne could be a Top-10 city to spend four or five days in. There is not too much to do, but enough to keep you occupied. If you like sports, which I do, then it is even better. Melbourne tries to lay claim to the Sporting Capital of the World, and when you mix together one of Tennis' four main tournaments with the 2nd most famous Cricket Ground (and most famous Aussie Rules ground) in the world right next door, it is hard to argue. Melbourne's riverfront is a beautiful area, with amazing views of the city around it. It's food options are endless, with really good Asian cuisine throughout the city. The nightlife seemed nice enough. It also has some really beautiful scenery around an hour of its boundaries, with beautiful parks, wine regions and the Great Ocean Road. Add into that Philipp Island, which just hits the cutoff to be included with Melbourne, and you get a solid, Top-15 city.


34.) Panama City (2012)

My highest ranking Caribbean city probably could be higher, but I’ve been to a lot of great European cities so I don’t want to get crazy. I went to Panama with really low expectations, and I was blown away. It has a really impressive skyline, one that holds its own even if you forget that it is a poor latin country. It has great food of different cuisines. It has a ton to see, with the Panama Canal and the rainforest both falling into its sights. Other than Calgary (which I talked about in the last list) I don’t know if any trip I’ve gone on has been such a surprise as Panama, the Caribbean’s only truly modern city.


33.) Phnom Penh (2013)

I lied when I said that Da Lat was the biggest surprise of the trip. Phnom Penh was. I wasn't expecting too much from Canbodia's capital, but the mix of history, good and bad, food, nightlife and surprising urbanity made Phnom Penh a real highlight for me. I really loved Cambodian food, and it was at its best in Phnom Penh, a perfect mix of Malay and Thai cuisine. Phnom Penh itself embraced its own history, not shying away from the terrible acts of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, maintaining multiple areas in the city to pay tribute to those who died. The rest of the city pays tribute to the rich culture of Cambodia that preceded the destruction, with large pagodas in beautiful parks and nice museums. Phnom Penh also has a nice riverfront area that is really, really lively at night. Add into all of this that the currency of choice in the Dollar, and you get a really nice, underrated city.

32.) Bilbao & 31.) San Sebastian (2021)

The first new entry into the list is another combination. This time not because I can't truly remember the difference (like Prague & Budapest), but because they're similar. Both cities have beautiful little old towns just jam packed with Pintxo Bar after Pintxo bar. Both cities have truly world class restaurants as well, including Azurmendi which was a truly amazing experience. They have nice coasts, great scenery and beaches, and so much else. Gun to my head, I would pick San Sebastian, whose old town is a little more cozy and inviting. Bilbao is slightly bigger, with its larger churches and museums, and open squares, but honestly I would gladly go back to either, two gastronomic capitals of the world. Especially would love to go back in a time where we have some ability to go out at night, as the few instances of being out until 1:30am belied towns with great drinks, pretty good craft beer, and a love of dancing. Honestly, the basque region is awesome.